Howaythetoon

Logged in to reply to some PMs and to say cheers to Pud and Gol's offer of help, you're right about N.O being dead though, may be a few days yet before things are working.

Can someone please merge this with the other one, just noticed it, sorry. Cheers

I hope we hammer them I really do, if only to put out any lingering flame FS may still have for "Geordie Bruce". 2-1 I reckon though.

Good to see Toontastic benefiting from N.O's demise PS Oooh, I like that quick edit thing.

Yup. HTT is going to have to pull a rabbit out the hat now to get people back on N-O when (if) it's ever sorted out like! To be honest, I ain't really bothered and that's not me being arrogant or putting a face on, I quite like the cosey feel of a small forum and often wish N.O was smaller and the way I look at it is if anyone who has used something for free and enjoyed the benefits of that, then decide to go missing when things aren't running so smooth, they can fuck off for all I care. I say good riddance. When this place was set up N.O lost a lot of good members, some returned and som still pay a visit but those that never returned for whatever reason, were replaced by new members, like yourself, Parky, Chezgiven et al so if the same does happen again this time round, I'm sure in say 12 months time, there will be new members to fill the void. As long as there is a forum at newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/, it will always be a community, small or large, shit or good. Anyway, expect a PM from me soon with offers of goodies, moderating roles and such

Spurs are seriously overrated as most London teams seem to be, and while they do have some good players, I think the same can be said for a few sides in the top-flight, we have some good players ourselves, no worldbeaters but decent Premiership players.

None, I couldn't follow a club not on my doorstep. I wasn't that interested in football before I caught the Toon bug anyway so if the club didn't exist, I'd be none the wiser I suppose.

Ungrateful bastards. Nah, I agree with most of the complaints, still a very good forum though.

I was dying man

He came to visit me in the RVI when I was a bairn, top man.

I caught the end of our 3-0 beating by Liverpool in the FA Cup Final the other night, what a bastard that KK was eh.

Too fucking right you lanky streak of piss. Seriously the offer from both yourself and Gol is very much appreciated and I accept any help. However, there are people already working on it and I don't know what is happening that end so I don't know what to do. As I write it is being fixed apparently, Dave has someone looking at it and the makers of the board (SMF) are working on it too, so shall I hang fire until we see if they do indeed fix it or what? And for all those pissing and moaning about N.O being down (again): It wouldn't be N.O without its fuck-ups man

I believe in ghosts having had a few spooky experiences in my life, last house I lived in was well haunted, previous owner died on Xmas day and the kitchen light would just come on like that, the dog was shit scared in the house as well, would bark at walls and whimper. I would hear footsteps up stairs and the whole house was freezing, even on a hot day or with the heating on. Needless to say, I didn't stay there long. Well put the shits up me. My mate's house was haunted aswell, he would do this to every visitor, you had to walk up the stairs and just before it went onto the landing, he'd flick the switch off and a brush of cold air would touch you and you would hear breathing around you, heavy breathing as if someone is struggling for air. Someone hung themselves on the landing. When I was a bairn, a house in our street was haunted by a poltegiest, it was even reported in the Chronicle, the house got pulled down as it was one fucked up house, no-one would move into it. I've never seen a ghost like and don't think I want to, don't know how I'd react if I seen one, probably never sleep again, but I do believe something we don't understand or can explain, does go on of this nature.

I reckon the lass is supposed to be a schoolgirl, some old perv has been perving on schoolgirls in that area and may have been seen standing at X bustop or hanging about outside X street so the pollis have set up a sting to catch this sick bastard by putting a message into a paper in the hope said sick bastard texts this '15 year old lassie' a picture of his cock.

Does anyone else think this thread is a bit shady?

comedy gold? or lost on everyone else? 114952[/snapback] Bit of both tbh.

You'd have posted on here sooner? 114935[/snapback] 56k dialup?

If I'd known this place was a peado ring...

Looks like a bairn...

Droopy Bellend? Or Poop-the-loop? Can be used for both. If only turtles knew us mean Humans talked about them in this way...

I hate sitting down on the bog, always get my bellend wet. I guess for you fannies though, you have no turtle head dunking issues.

While she was eyeing a nobbing, you were telling all this to your dictaphone. Raving hermo.

Should have nobbed her tbh.