Jusoda Kid

Try as you might, Im not going to get drawn into a war of words and end up belittling you. Coward as well as a liar and a mackem to boot, what a combination.

I'm going to start banning people for derailment, think before you post people. This is the transfer announcement thread. You've been warned.

Right, no more shit about nothing, signings only lads. Thanks for your co-operation Your Friendly moderator JK

Just you.

Already been ripped off? I know your type Jan

Can I bang it off your head board? PM on its way.

Does anyone get the feeling that when CT pulls up alongside the other drivers on the rank and starts regurgitating his tales of being an internet guru, that the workload at Arrow taxis suddenly increases and the other drivers bolt like rabbits leaving the warren when there's a ferret in their midst.

I'd rather be friends with Davey Charlton than you, although you both have one thing in common.

I've seen a load of cocks but I've never seen one that big. Her parents must be so proud.

Who gives a fuck, I just want to see some names appearing in this thread not people being pedantic arseholes. Christmas Tree will do his best to derail this thread as he knows he's out of his comfort zone in here i.e. dealing in facts Run for the sun little one................in the land of make believe, lah, lah, lah etc etc

Don't trust horses tbh

Can't understand why some people get so irate about someone (even misguidedly) talking up our chances and being hopeful, even if it is way OTT. Would you be happier with him if he was slagging Newcastle off and ruling out our chances? He just spreads cacky all over the place looking to wind people up. The fucking neck (or lack of it) This must be one of the few football related posts you actually make. At least my posts are football related and not stalking various posters (me included) with snipey little comments you mong of great (or not so great) proportions. There's a reason for that, any idea what it is?

I need to see some intent before the 10th of june so I can decide whether or not to get a season ticket.

Can't understand why some people get so irate about someone (even misguidedly) talking up our chances and being hopeful, even if it is way OTT. Would you be happier with him if he was slagging Newcastle off and ruling out our chances? He just spreads cacky all over the place looking to wind people up.

Pen to paper Jon, you know the rules, don't make me track you down and give you a good hard bumming for your defiance. Not sure how to play this now, I like rules but then.. I know, I know, try and be strong for the sake of the thread.

Pen to paper Jon, you know the rules, don't make me track you down and give you a good hard bumming for your defiance.

CT's got that covered in every other thread on here I'm afraid, so thats a NO from me LM

Cut the brake pipes on CT's car.

30/5/11 Confirmed - One player signed on a free but lots of speculation linking us with players....as I thought. I hope your brakes fail CT you shit talking mackem wanker.

rofl Theres no place in this thread for you CT, its about facts not bullshit.

The smart money is on you and CT looking stupid from now to September, and beyond tbf. I don't know how many times Mike Ashley needs to slap the pair of you across the face with his cock before you finally come to your senses. One likes balls on the chin and the other likes a cock in the mouth by the looks of it.

It seems in other threads that quite a few are getting excited and are now thinking that we will see the full 35m spent this summer and maybe more and its getting me a little confused. Can we have the names of players who have signed, not maybes and rumours, but players who have signed on the dotted line. Can we also have their value so we can keep a running total. We could also name players who depart and their fees as well so we can see how much FCB and little Dekka four eyes actually spend. So have we signed anyone yet? In : Mehdi Abeid (Free) Yohan Cabyabe (£4.3m) Out : Sol Campbell (Free Transfer) Shefki Kuqi (Free Transfer) Players in: 2 Players out: 2 Gross Spend:£4.3m Net Spend : £-4.3m Net Spend inc Carroll's transfer: -£31.2m (approximate)

50m? did we ever spend 50million net in a single window ever? under any regime? We never had a £30/35m windfall before. Nor owners willing to chuck in £20 million of their personal fortune on transfers. I know you are quite militant, but most would be pleasantly surprised to see us actually spending just the Carroll money. Maybe you should refresh yourself with the thread at the time when people were saying we'd be lucky to see 10 of it. (still time yet like ) What will happen to all the tv money? pay off debts?

Gemmil is bang on about CT mind, its all regurgitated shit he talks. He's a mackem I reckon.

More bullshit gleaned from several passengers and fellow drivers over his latest shift. It fucking reeks.