Jusoda Kid

Not interested in seeing nzogbia back, he's a huffy little girl who's performances are hit and miss to say the least.

Blokes shaving their arm pits wtf. Seems we've got a fetish queen in our ranks.

Hissy fits galore next season over wages no doubt as the french in our squad make their presence known.

What a prat you are.

He'll reveal what kk managed to do, that fcb and co are pack of deceitful lying bastards. You're definitely a mackem btw, you thick lying bastard.

Barton won't bite his tongue

he thinks he's funny and zany, he's not. He's just a liar, bullshitting taxi driver who knows very little and has too much time on his hands.

I hope you get raped off a big black man as Karma for what you do to your dog

CT would be a lot better off on NO

Sorry love, it won't happen again

Just when I'm in on overtime

I work at Greggs, stuffing tarts with cream. Sticky work but its alright

How charitable are you with sexual favours Jan, I'm like a dog with two dicks here? PM me again so we can arrange that meet you promised.

Excellent view. Worst thing about it is it used to be all ST holders but now it's full of randoms wondering about 10 minutes after KO looking for their seat. Atmosphere isn't great but I liked the seat itself. Do you sit thethe SE corner, Alex? On a sunny day just look for the glare, it's like you're entering the pearly gates man, you can't miss him.

Maybe I'm getting old but I've never seen anyone who acts or behaves like that, the lads in it other than that Greg want a good fucking hiding, which I'm sure they'll get over the next few years.

good mate of mine is a Taff, and a Cardiff supporter. He has told me for a couple of years he thinks that Boothroyd is pretty good like and may be able to step up, but replacing Carroll ? Underwhelming to say the least, and those who are saying everythings alright, don't worry etc, because he's just a squad player, I wouldn't count your chickens on that one or getting anybody substantially better. Id be underwhelmed but still, who says it's to replace Carroll? How do we even know what formation AP has in mind for next season and if a "Carroll" is needed? From what I read, it sounds like he'll be playing someone like Ben Arfa off a front man and if so then you would think a decent holding man is needed and Carroll was shaping up to be that. But, to me at least 3 of our forwards need shipping out. At least. So Id want us to bring 3 in. Not one. I'm not disagreeing with the theory that Pardew may have a different way of playing in mind, but I'm sticking to my opinion, aye opinion at the moment Chez that we will essentially patch up a thin squad with sub standard players and claim its "good business", and millions of that fee, and Enriques, disappear down a big black hole never to be seen again. I've no doubt that's what will happen, I'd be happy to be proved wrong mind.

I'll wait for bartons comments on it and if he does go there is nothing surer than he spills the beans on the wankers and their games they play.

I'd rattle his little scuz bucket of a bird if I was pissed, she'd have to keep her padded bra on though.

Building our squad with shite is not good business. We have Ameobi, Ranger, Lovenkrands, Best and Kuqi who are all equally as rubbish as each other. Adding another rubbish striker means nowt. 6 shite strikers dont make 1 good one. (I know Kuqi is leaving btw) I'd rather see you up front rather than Carlton Cole as I know you'd give it your all, but whether or not the rest of the squad could handle side stepping your massive cock after every game is a different matter though, it would shatter their confidence.

Fuck me gently.

Translates as: 1. We'll be selling whoever we get a decent offer for. 2. We'll be buying cheap steady players like Williamson, players just good enough 3. How not? We should have the Enrique and Carroll money plus say ten mill what the fat bastard should be putting in anyway, not that we'll see it though. As I've said before we'll be lucky to see ten million spent and this article is letting us know that.

Aye, pisses me right off that. A lot of them won't place the money in your hand either and prefer to place it on the counter. I like to try and give their hand a sly stroke accompanied by a cheeky grin, it pisses them right off.

Lasses who flush their tampax

You know I actually checked to see if I had received a PM too!! Filthy tease