Jusoda Kid
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He's a dwarf a dwarf,
It's plain to see to see,
He's smaller than you and me,
Wacky, Wacky!
I might only be 5'8", but lets face it I'm the big man in my house and you know it, which is more than can be said for you. The only time you get the honour of being the high and mighty in your abode is when your lass says "jump" and you say "how high?".
What a fanny
P.S I must have got my extra inches in the trouser department
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I wasn't kidding in my first post about it being a 'push and turn fitting. As long as it's a new cooker and there is no damage to the hose there shouldn't be a problem with doing it yourself. If your not sure just do it then ring the gas board and tell them you can smell gas, they'll check it for free.
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Aye, they reckon he's had a few nightmares lately
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http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/...hp?topic=6795.0
Anyone know this giant of a man who calls himself Kebab Stylee. I don't trust mechanics anyway never mind a 6' 8" one.
Not that I'm heightest
Is that what eating kebabs does to you?
I get it, his eyes are like spanners and everytime you see him your nuts tighten
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All the same size lying down etc
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seems to have a strange obsession with other blokes sack's
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Petrol is pretty flamable too you know
lol...yeah, i know im being irrational
Plus we carry about 5 gallons of petrol in the back for the race car....what with that and the gas i shudder to think!Got all the makings for the old Michael Jackson trick if you ask me.
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You wanna buy some?????????????
Shampooo!!!!!!!!!
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Nosy bastard
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Went to see them about 14 year ago at Newcastle Uni. They wouldn't serve us any drink because we weren't students (needed a card or something) and none of the poncy cunts would get a drink for us even though we offered to get them one, another reason to hate the fuckas.
Luckily though i had about ten pre- rolled spliffs made with the finest moroccan in Byker so it wasn't all bad.
Highlight of the night was seeing some scruffy student slip off a table and stot his head on the corner of it on the way down, leaving him sprawled unconscious under while his mates continued to dance above totally oblivious to the whole incident.
Aye, you can smoke in there, which makes it slightly less annoying.Thought you were against drugs
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I know its mean and petty but the thought of paying some bastard a ridiculous amout to do something that takes five minutes is really pissing me off.
Exactly why manc-mag stopped using prostitutes
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The last time i fitted one it was just a 'push and turn' connection then you wave a naked flame in front of it to make sure it's sealed
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Wacky's stuff need serious concentration tbh
You only have to ask if you want another masterpiece rattled off
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Went to see them about 14 year ago at Newcastle Uni. They wouldn't serve us any drink because we weren't students (needed a card or something) and none of the poncy cunts would get a drink for us even though we offered to get them one, another reason to hate the fuckas.
Luckily though i had about ten pre- rolled spliffs made with the finest moroccan in Byker so it wasn't all bad.
Highlight of the night was seeing some scruffy student slip off a table and stot his head on the corner of it on the way down, leaving him sprawled unconscious under while his mates continued to dance above totally oblivious to the whole incident.
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in their eyes. however, they pay for the petrol and as i only drink coke or red bull allnight im left out of rounds and they buy my drinks! free night for me
So basically you're a tight cunt and thats why you don't drink because it costs to much. If theres anything i hate more than students and blokes that don't drink it's a tight cunt
I bet you wake yourself up to see if you've lost any sleep
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jesus wept indeed. why do people on here think that just cos i dont drink i must be a hermit in my bedroom who hates all who dare to taste alcohol. im out 3 or 4 nights a week.
Does everybody on here honestly need to be trolleyed to even consider having a good night?
being sober has its plus points
1- i go home with money in my pocket
2- im not hungover for work
3- if a drunk person starts a fight with me ive got more chance of winning
4 - the standard of girls you pull tends to remain pretty good while my mates tend to deteriorate as the night wears on
5- no standing in the cold for a taxi as i can drive us all home
6 - as i can drive we can go to leeds, liverpool, manc for nights out and come back the same night
Fuck me, do you need anymore mates. I wish i had some cunt to ferry me around when i was pissed.
Saying that I'm very suspicous of people that don't drink, especially blokes. It doesn't really matter with lasses as I've found a drop of Rophynol sharp sorts them out
Tin hat on for the Lezza brigade kicking off
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http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/...hp?topic=6795.0
Not that I'm heightest
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Coming in at a mighty 5 foot 2 inches you've got no right to be heightest even if you wanted to be!
Thats about the same width as you, fat neck
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Well, I've just been out and bought my tickets to see this band, Off the Wall, at the Princess Theatre in Torquay saturday night. Apparently they are very good, and use alot of Floyd's original lighting and sound gear.
Any of you seen these before?
I see from the dates they are playing Newcastle City Hall on Fri 18th Nov.
No but I've seen the Australian Pink Floyd and they were out of this world. Apparently they are the only tribute band that Pink Floyd themselves endorse.
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http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/...hp?topic=6795.0
Anyone know this giant of a man who calls himself Kebab Stylee. I don't trust mechanics anyway never mind a 6' 8" one.
Not that I'm heightest
Is that what eating kebabs does to you?
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Is that before or after you've shagged them?
Not fussed as long as i get to blow my beans
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Upstairs for thinking, downstairs for dancing