Jusoda Kid
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Thats what it seems like to me after reading a couple of pages in, if however what their saying is true it shows how bad a club they really are.
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Whats hers is mine
gonorhoea?
You know her
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Not likely, I'm a selfish self centered cunt, i thought you knew that. wheres this picture of your lass? Do you want me to post one of the ones I've got of her?
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Shitshifters
Two become one
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No, it's all t'internet now Wacky. Mail Order!
EDIT: Please note, for authorities without a sense of humour (Americans), this is a joke, you'll find far more interesting stuff in Jimbo's collection!
More like out of order, you dirty fecka
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AF - I reckon you'll be a decent poster if you can throw off the shackles of your previous dimentia and you should care what Wacky thinks, he's an expert at reinvention.
You have to consider the persona you projected when you first came on here, don't bite at every comment with abuse. Take a bit of shit because maybe people are remembering how much shit you've dished out.
Isn't it time you should be setting off to stand outside the schoolgates with your bag of sweets? it's quarter to three you know.
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Who said i was talking about you? So you do make pointless posts about fuck all
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Good project to show the bairn that.
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I have a chip on my shoulder about people who name themselves after one of my favourite players then annoy the fuck out of me on a message board with pointless posts about fuck all.
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Real first name: Cleg
Nickname: Wacky
Age: 30
Occupation: Work for Tony Blair
Location: East End
Language(s) spoken? Fundamental Geordie
Avatart - why? He looks like my brother
Previous avatarts? Pitbull
Tell us when you first joined the boards? Jan 04
Board highlights? Having a craic with Alex and Manc Mag
Board lowlights? People taking things to serious and not enough slags talking filfth
What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Signing on, sitting smoking dope
Pets? Dog
I play a bit like.... Stuart Pearce
Football heroes? Asprillla, Keegan, Beardsley
Football villains? Graham Fenton, Dennis Berghamp
Best advice given? Start as you mean to go on
Ideal partner? Halle Berry
Ideal dinner date? Bob Marley
Ideal meal? Mince and Tatties or anything hot and spicy
Can you cook? Do big dogs fart?
Current wheels? Volvo V40
Biggest influence? My cousin
TV programmes? American Chopper, Wheeler Dealers, Dog the Bounty Hunter (comedy value)
Burger and chips or fish and chips? Cod and Chips all day
Chinese or indian? What do you order? Love them both. Deep fried crispy beef/Madras
Favourite tunes? Stone Roses, Happy Mondays, Pink Floyd, Bob Marley, Kaiser Chiefs at the mo
Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Both likely to be very dirty so either, not fussed
George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Bradd Pitt, Clooney's a cunt
Favourite film? Pulp Fiction or Chopper
If I won a million pounds.... I would give wor lass £100,000 and tell her that if i see her again i'll take it back off her
Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 11
Ever suspended/expelled from school? Expelled myself aged 15
Favourite insult? Cocksucker/Shithouse either of them suffice
Not a lot of people know that...... I was the best headspinner in Newcastle
Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? £140 on a jumper
How many pairs of shoes do you own? 10, 5 pairs of shoes the rest trainers
I'm obsessed with..... Having not to work
In 5 years time, I hope to be.... a lottery winner
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This board has always been a veritable haven for split personalities/personality disorders though. In fact I think it's all the funnier for it as they tend to be the most entertaining.
Which makes it increasingly annoying that posters like Asprilla's Foreskin, Sima and Wacky Junior have now 'gone straight' as it were. They intrigue me the most - blaze onto the scene talking an absolute tirade of bollocks then realise they like the place and have to undergo a complete identity overhaul.
...speaking of which Glasgow Mag hasn't been on for a while.
I admit I've got a personality disorder but i can't remember talking an absolute tirade of bollocks (whatever that is). For your information i fucking hate this place, i just like the people that post here
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Thats a shame mate,sorry to hear it especially if you knew him well. On a lighter note, i would quite willingly pay the entrance fee for my neighbours if i thought they would drop down dead, noisy stinking bastards.
No Catmag, I'm not jesting before you ask.
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Erm!
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I like the dark nights because it stops all the noisy bastard kids playing football outside my door and scraping their handle bars along the side of my car then riding off.
Little wankers!
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I once wanked myself off in a hotel cupboard whilst hanging by belt around my neck !
Only once, what a pussy!
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Theres a place in the metro centre next store to that clothes shop called Aston, i think, upstairs anyway
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Agreed, "my source" didnt known whether she actually meant the fire bit or whether she somehow accidentally set fire to the settee, whether with a tab or something. Either way, she didnt mean to hurt the kid.
Probably top herself if thats the case as I'm suer she won't be able to live with that for the rest of her life, I couldn't
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Heres what I've learned today and have to point out that this is the view of a person involved in the case and is not a guarantee of guilt or whatever.
Basically, the family are well known to the police and theres been a lot of bother between the parents neither of which is (to coin a phrase) the brightest bulb in the box. Basically the coppers first on the scene found the mother and child as already described however what hasnt been made known is that she had her hands tied at the wrists in front of her. When asked how she dialed the emergency services she said, with her tongue, the phone she used was a mobile. Now Im not sure if you've ever tried this but have a go at hitting any key on your moby with your tongue, its damn hard if not impossible. Yet her hands were tied in front of her therefore it would be fairly easy to hold a mobile steady and press the keys.
Its being seen as a cry for help, basically she wanted some attention following yet another argument with the childs father so she concoted this story which unfortunately went horribly wrong.
If that turns out to be the case, it is a very sad set of circumstances.
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Oh well, that more than justifies this then..
Do me a favour and throw your self off the tyne bridge when you're crossing it, sad cunts.I thought so
Has anyone got?
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I'm a Geordie, I'm a Geordie, Going up, Going up, I'm a magpie, I'm a magpie, Going up, Going up, New boy peter runs like a cheetah etc
King Kev might have been the name of the band???????