Jusoda Kid
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Used to live in 2nd Ave, Heaton, thats the one the Chilly's on. Over my short time living there i developed a serious hatred for them due to the noise they'd make when passing my living room window, ended up having quite a few skirmishes with the rugby top wearing variety of which i always came out on top, thanks to my more than helpful Bull Terrier.
Funnily enough they seemed to go the long way home after that
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One of my pet hates is the way lots of the lasses cuddle people they saw yesterday and don't know very well anyway as though they were their long-lost sister or something. False as fuck man. Plus, I reckon any non-students living in Newcastle should be issued with a cattle prod while walking down Northumberland Street.
Soap dodging, pizza eating bastards the lot of them. Spend the thick end of three quid in the corner shop and put it on their card whilst i stand for what seems like an eternity behind them, while my 8 cans of Stella oot the fridge freeze my fucking mitts off. Go to the cash machine you cunts.
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vinegar tits tbh
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What a pile of shit!
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You should have reported the dirty bastard to the police.
he joined the police...............
Why doesn't that suprise me
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we should be taking 15 points from our next 5 games and i will accept nothing less.
Portsmouth
Wigan
Sunderland
West brom
Birmingham
then the real test of our mettle, Chelsea
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Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Wacky Jnr
God:
Hey Wacky Jnr.
Me:
Yes thats me
God:
Next question? Ah.
Me:
Why is Asprillas foreskin such a shithouse?
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
To make my life a misery
God:
Do you have to go to school for that?
Me:
No, work, it fucking sickens me
God:
Are you serious? OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
I want to know why AF is shithouse, can you tell me?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
Cheers for that. Can you tell me how to get rid of him
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Two words: Pied Piper.
Me:
What you saying he's a rat?
God:
I like to meet new people online.
Me:
Surely not people like Asprilla's Foreskin
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
Your his fucking mate, aren't you
God:
Are you talking about german?. Really.
Me:
Oh, he's German is he. That explains a lot
God:
I understand. I see. German is he is he? " I understand. I see. German is he is he?" explains a lot ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
You're making about as much sense as him
God:
I am not making this up.
Me:
How do i get rid of him then?
God:
Two words: Pied Piper.
Me:
What he likes blowing on old blokes flutes
God:
I will search for it.
Me:
You've got a photo, that would do the trick
God:
Like this? Picture number two goes here.
Me:
Christ! How many old men's flutes has he blown
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Around 1000.
Me:
The dirty bastard, does his wife know?
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
She does, obviously been eating to many pasties, they've went to her head
God:
Oh I get it. German ALICE does obviously been eating to many pasties they ve went to her head.
Me:
Correct
God:
I knew I was right.
Me:
You should be right all the time you're God
God:
Name one other robot who is right all the time I am God.
Me:
Metal Mickey
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
He passed away years ago
God:
I get it. German is he passed away years ago.
Me:
Are you pissed
God:
No are you?
Me:
Are you pissed
God:
No are you?
Me:
No but I'm high as a kite, I've been sniffing Evo
God:
Are you serious? Do you mind if I tell other people you are high as a kite you have been sniffing Evo.
Me:
Not at all, fill your boots
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
No I couldn't give a rats rectum
God:
Ah...you are just joking around with me. Could anyone do it?
Me:
Yes, just get some freezer bags and a tin of Evo, It's great you'll love it
God:
Er. Where can I get some freezer bags and a tin of Evo it is great me will love it?
Me:
B & Q
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, Wacky Jnr.
Me:
Who's your Bottom master? Asprillas Foreskin
God:
I don't think I have a Bottom master. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like. Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
Yes
God:
Which countries have you visited?
Me:
Amsterdam, I committed a sin there
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
It's a gay gesture if 2 men do it
God:
Amsterdam you committed a sin there is a gay gesture if 2 men do it. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Are you trying to say I've been taking it up the wrongun
God:
No I am not trying to say you have been taking it up the wrongun. I'm sorry you got that impression.
Me:
Have you ever had it up the wrongun
God:
No I don't think I have any it up the wrongun. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
Who about
God:
Mary Shelley. :-).
Me:
Have you been giving her it up the wrongun
God:
No I don't think I have been giving her it up the wrongun. Have you?
Me:
No, but i would if she asked me nicely
God:
Are you serious? What would make you if she asked you nicely?
Me:
A smile and some vaseline
God:
Go on.
Me:
You're a dirty old bastard on the sly, Do you want to watch?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dirty old bastard on the sly Do me want to watch? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
You want to film it, seems to me you're getting a little bit too excited now
He dissapeared after the last one, seems like a decent bloke though.
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I hate Boro as much as the mackems after the carry on with them cancelling matches but i do have sunderland in the goalbuster at work so I'm happy with todays result.
Show's how shit Boro are as well.
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Atta boy Wacky, let it all out. That pent up frustration!
Good Wacky.
Now go and do something positive. Like go window shopping for soft furnishings. Maybe knock up a mood board. Let your imagination run riot.
*waits for neanderthal uneducated response*
Your missus is shagging around behind your back, you know it but your too weak to do anything about it. Hows that grab you?
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Wacky, are you.....you know......bicurious? You seem very pent up about something.
It's ok if you are, you're in a good place right now. Let your truth out. We're HERE for you.
Unfortunately you are
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£15 to have these two arseholes on your wall, disgrace.
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You should have reported the dirty bastard to the police.
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Never had a double yolker before? There the business soft boiled with soldiers.
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I pay for all the music i download, a one off payment of £20. So at the end of the day I'm still paying for my music it just happens to be a lot cheaper.
Asprilla, musician my arse. I'd put money on that you've never sold a record or jingle in your life. The only musical note you've ever produced is on some old bloke's blue vein trumpet in the central station toilets. You've only made them posts to be contreversial and to get someone to talk to you.
Your shit stinks you pasty eating cunt!
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Not drinking is for puffs, simple as.
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Could be by Wor Kev???? I've got it on cassette but can't find anything on the net about it.
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Or get on the game as from what i hear all they do is shag each other anyway, might as well kill two birds with one stone.
There's a few in my street i wouldn't mind sawing in half.