Jusoda Kid
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If so I'm taking the bairn over, just for her like not for me
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Seems he was right all along:
This morning, our management in our store ordered, in gold and white lettering, 300xO, 300xW, 300xE and 300xN, plus 300x1 and 300x0.
Do they know something or are they hedging their bets?
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I'd do a straight swap for Carrick. Jenas clearly doesn't want to be here and a player who has this in their head is about as much use to the club as three men missing
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Just managed to find this picture to give you some idea how it works, only on this photo it looks like the forfeit maybe getting a drink poured down your throat.
What you do is find someone gourmless, preferably someone you don't like then convince them that if they lie on the floor with a bloke either side of them (linking), that another man/woman in your party is strong enough to lift the three of them at once. Once lying on the floor between the other two it's impossible for them to move, rendering them helpless.
Our version wasn't quite so pretty as the one in the photo and involved one of the lads dropping his strides and rubbing his sweaty arse and balls in the unfortunate middle mans face, about 15 times.
We'd been on the drink all day as well, the lad in question ran to the toilet and was sick in disgust, i was nearly sick laughing.
15 times?
........fifteen times?
Don't take this the wrong way but......
Wasn't counting but it was around there. He had to fuck off after that as all he could smell was sweaty arse and balls from then on.
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Can't believe it, the fat fucka pulled it off. Well Shearer did
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Just managed to find this picture to give you some idea how it works, only on this photo it looks like the forfeit maybe getting a drink poured down your throat.
What you do is find someone gourmless, preferably someone you don't like then convince them that if they lie on the floor with a bloke either side of them (linking), that another man/woman in your party is strong enough to lift the three of them at once. Once lying on the floor between the other two it's impossible for them to move, rendering them helpless.
Our version wasn't quite so pretty as the one in the photo and involved one of the lads dropping his strides and rubbing his sweaty arse and balls in the unfortunate middle mans face, about 15 times.
We'd been on the drink all day as well, the lad in question ran to the toilet and was sick in disgust, i was nearly sick laughing.
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Anyone found guilty of messing with kids should have their hands chopped off, end of story.
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Seen a good trick at the weekend called the 'three man lift'. Has anyone seen it done before or had anyone do it to them?
It's fucking hilarious for non-participants
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A Charvettes belongings in her Bergahaus jacket pocket.
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The phrase "as much use as a mans tit" springs to mind when discussing him
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"My girlfriend was giving me a blow job next to my computer and the screen saver came on. I have pictures of hot chicks on it and I came really fast. She thought she did a good job but it was really because she was giving me head while I was looking at hot chicks. She didn't realize this but now I have to think of reasons to get head near my computer."
Get a laptop then if you think a nosh is on the cards get it moved
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Went to the Trent House before the game - admittedly a bit late at around 2:25 - and went upstairs to see if I could pick out likely candidates.
The place was like a fookin morgue so I went back downstairs to watch the cricket.
Went back again after the match with the same results.
Not to worry, enjoyed the cricket and the drink.
Maybe next time, maybe not
Didnt you see a ginger bloke resembling him out of Kajagoogoo?
Was Toonraider's husband there?
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I enjoy giving them although at times it can get a bit messy, especially if the string snaps. This never seems to bother her though, theres no doubt she's at her happiest when she's on her knees with some balls in her hands
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Something in Scouse, I'm not sure what
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Used it quite a bit myself but never came across that before
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I've gave you're lass a pearl necklace a few times and have to say they do suit her
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Cat i don't own a cat, are you mad?
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You're well named, dream on matey we've got more chance of steve owen signing. Could probably do with him at the minute to give a few of the players the old ashtray over the head treatment.
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Suprised Ameobi's name isn't in there mind
Jenas definitely warrants a place though
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Fat fuck, Fat fred, Fat Fool, whatever you want to call him.
Well, where were yuz????
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I thought you said he was a Ginna, or have you just got a fancy for them?