Jusoda Kid
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Greasy, spotty cheating bastard, but a decent player none the less
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He's only there to take the heat off the other players shit performances, a buffer if you like.
Ball control of a donkey.
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Seems like it's been down for ages. Has Grassroots finally gave up the ghost and called it a day.
Just as well this forum was set up, cheers.
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The only one talking bollocks is you my friend. He may have been into the schools doing talks, probably because he has been told he has to, by the club but he certainly hasn't been back to his old club Walker Central for their presentation nights.
I wouldn't have put it on here if i thought it wasn't true, believe me it's from a good source. If you read the post properly you'll see i didn't mention anything about schools.
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on toast with grated cheese on top, magic after a night on the lash
Sorted me right out
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Not sure what happened last night but this was my post:
Was out last night with a good friend who coaches for Walker Central Football Club. As we all know this has provided NUFC with quite a few youth players over the years, one in particular Shola Ameobi who made it to the first team.
I was suprised to hear that when he was asked to come and present the kids with their trophies at the end of the season he declined. Apparently he has been asked on several occassions and either refused point blank or agreed to do it and not turned up. I was astounded to find out that not once has he done any presentation or work for the club and this was when his younger brother was still playing for them who coincidentally is now playing for NUFC youth team.
Instead Shola has always left these 'chores' to the real local lads, Clarky and Watson.
Personally i think this is a fucking disgrace as this was the club who taught him his trade and this is how he repays them, he can't even be arsed to give them an hour of his time.
He's shit and a wanker as well, nice one Shola.
I put it down to him being to embarrassed to show his face because even though he's earning x amount of pounds every week the same club was having to shell out for his brothers boots every season because he didn't have any of his own, lets hope if he makes he doesn't forget such gestures.
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I never want us to get beat but after watching the bolton game the only result i can see is a defeat and it could be a heavy one at that. Thats what I'm expecting and if it means we get rid of souness all the better. As UM said we've got a bunch of players who are just going through the motions under this numbskull of a manager and i never thought they had it in them to drop to another level of disinterested but they have, and if we don't get shot of the idiot managing them asap I'm afraid it may be to late.
I was starting to take sympathy on him and have always been willing to give him until christmas but after the other night and his ridicolous substitutions it's plain for all to see that this man has no idea about managing a successful football team and neither have his backroom staff who I'm starting to hate with as much passion as i hate the man himself. It's obvious that they do nothing as the players the other night looked like they had never ever played together and the only thing they were aware of was that they were all playing in the same coloured top.
I'd rather see anyone in charge and that includes Roeder if it was just for the rest of the season.
FUCK OFF SOUNESS scottish football is calling you
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Newcastle manager Graeme Souness:
GS: "It's no secret what area we feel we need to improve in.
Yes, the management position
GS: "Michael (Owen) would make us a different animal altogether.
Yes, we could play the long ball more often
GS: He has a track record of scoring goals and I'm sure he would here if he chose to join us.
Stop lying you cunt, anyone who's creative is taken off
GS: "We've played three games and tonight is the worst we've played so far. To get a result here you need to scrap.
You need a team that has played together before, thats what you need. But you're right that is the worst we've played, probably in the last five year.
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Jenas showed his true colours, fucking crap. Ten million for him i doubt it.
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We were fucking atrocious, a shambles, embarrassing. I was all for giving Souness a chance due to the striker scenario but theres more to it than that, were clueless under him. The man has no idea what he's doing and he made that clear tonight, it was there for everyone to see.
We made Bolton look like Barcelona.
I don't care who we get in but this simpleton has got to go, I can't express what i saw tonight in words.
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Just watched it and Jenas was absolutely shite, along with faye and Ameobi. It needed changed for the start of the second half, at least Milner on for Faye or Jenas. What does he do? Takes off Faye and brings on Clarky, FFS we needed an outlet, they had us camped in our own half. Then he takes off Bowyer who was our only player who looked like doing something. The mans a fucking idiot, it's plain to see for anyone with a hole in their arse.
I would have liked nothing more at that point than to see a full brown ale bottle bounce off his head.
Michael Owen, don't make me fucking laugh. If he's watched that tonight there no chance of him coming here i can guarantee that.
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I don't care if he hasn't managed to sign a striker and it's not his fault he has got to go, it beyond embarrassing. His substitutions confirmed tonight that this man knows fuck all about football.
I've just watched it and it's fucking sickened me to the back teeth.
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Didn't realise pork knuckles played football, thats the first I've heard of it other than Fash although there are rumoured to be quite a few gays in the PL which wouldn't suprise me the way half of them mince about the pitch.
I know pork knuckles stands for huckles, i.e. gays, but what's huckles derived from, out of interest?
Not sure, never really thought about it to be honest but it's been around for years
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Manc-Mag reckons sucking yourself off works a treat, although I'm sure you'd have to be pretty gifted to do it. Not something I'd fancy myself, sounds a bit bent to me
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i can't believe people on newcastle-online are finding things to complaining about us signing owen. he's exactly what we need.
can anyone even log on over there? i keep getting all manner of error messages - this being the latest...
Connection Problems
Sorry, SMF was unable to connect to the database. This may be caused by the server being busy. Please try again later.
I think the server problem is down to so many people wanting to whinge about the potential signing of Owen
I'll second that, it's a waste of fucking space that thing. The toon will have won something by the time they get that piece of shit up and running properly.
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Didn't realise pork knuckles played football, thats the first I've heard of it other than Fash although there are rumoured to be quite a few gays in the PL which wouldn't suprise me the way half of them mince about the pitch.
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Sounds better than the old stuuf down the Lightfoot. They passed it off as Turf but i swore it was 40 grade sand paper, cryed like a baby when you went down on that
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Tell me about it.
Right Hand
Right hand with glove
Right Hand With Fingerless Golove
Right Hand Numb (my fave)
Right Hand Warm
Right hand cold
Right..........
Right hand with nails painted
As above with a couple of sovereign's on
As above with right leg hanging out of bed with a fishnet stocking on
The lists endless
What was the?
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Atmosphere up the ground like? Any chants of sack the board etc.
FF looked sick as fuck everytime the sky cameras zoomed in on him.