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Are you taking the piss? She's a stupid bint but she's hardly Pol Pot. I depise people like her alex...... though I am feeling particulary bitchy today I just ignore people like that. It's canny easy imo. Is she cluttering up your celebrity mags or something? Aye, I have to say nail hit firmly on heed there! Celeb mags etc are massive business and they have to be filled almost entirely with twaddle and triviality to give the lasses what they want. Cant have it both ways. Not addressed at any specific lasses on here, but the sales figures alone make it incontravertible. Indictment of your sex tbf.

That hair looks like it should be held on with a chinstrap. I sincerely hope SMO's is the same. SMO's is, he hides the strap underneath one of his chins. On another note he's gonna be a fucking ringer for Benitez in a few years time, I'm praying Baldness runs in his family Mancy your hopes are dashed my son, as if Wacky can see what my hairline is like anyway from knee height! And Seany/Wacky boldness doesn't run in my family, unlike the ginger gene in yours! Anyway back to the subject of the thread, tonights show was boring as fuck they need to do something quick sharp to rekindle mine and i'm guessing hundreds of thousands of others interest. Mancy believe me it's like he's walking around with a wing mirror strapped to his brow on a sunny day Speaking of big foreheeds, Chanelle number 5 has got a canny sized one. That Ziggy proclaimed earlier that he could kiss her forever, give me a fucking break you daft jew prick! He might need forever with her forehead.

No I think it's canny funny. Could only be improved upon if you sold them back dock leaves as extortionate prices.

Reminded me of that Partridge scene where he's demonstrating how to disarm terrorists on an old lady.

Stand and deliver

Christ on a crutch!

And i bet he'd been saying that for months now, long before they signed him... how the fuck did you know that???? What was said after the match He`s a cracking player 22 years old and i think ya`l find we are very happy to have signed the lad! kudos tbf.

About eight out of ten beggars prefer it.

A truly hideous thought. Even her voice is rancid ffs. Makes my balls shrivel just to hear her.

Yeah but beggars lungs are always Philips head I find.

I just smack them on the nose with a rolled up Big Issue.

That hair looks like it should be held on with a chinstrap. I sincerely hope SMO's is the same.

Just making extra work for yourself there.

Lend us 10p to buy a vowel, guv.

That's one of the things I like most about a lot of anti-gay attitudes. Take gays in the military, for example. "I don't want them anywhere near me, they'll try and have my bottom while I'm sleeping!" Not if you're an ugly, chinless, blockheaded soldier we won't, have you no idea how superficial we are? You're not foolong me. Every hole is a goal for you lot. Theres no foolong you, To Wong Foo!

Why would she get a tattoo of Geordie Fish's head coming out of her arse though? I think Geordie fish would do better getting a picture of her arse on his face.

Would walk into any prospective relegation outfits first 11 tbf.

I think we're on slightly less solid ground demanding that Zog comes out and pledges his future to the club given his experience of the last few seasons. With Owen you're talking about paying someone 100k per week and also guaranteeing him a starting place-an all but unique position of serious privilige.

\o/ o/ o o/ ///// Night fever, Night feveee-eee-errr! Quite brilliant Must have been a fluke A fluke???? When you quote it you'll see the effort that went into it. It doesnt format properly when it posts so I had to use white coloured characters to get the spacing right. Jesus thats sad innit?

\o/ o/ o o/ ///// Night fever, Night feveee-eee-errr! Quite brilliant Must have been a fluke A fluke???? When you quote it you'll see the effort that went into it. It doesnt format properly when it posts so I had to use white coloured characters to get the spacing right.

Is there anyone with any less professional credibility than Alan Hansen when he's waxing lyrical about his old mates? Possibly Milli Vanilli but thats about it. Lawrensen. Aye, that occured to me too. Lawrenson recovers some credit for his serious hair-do though.

Is there anyone with any less professional credibility than Alan Hansen when he's waxing lyrical about his old mates? Possibly Milli Vanilli but thats about it.

From the same article: "The appointment of Terry McDermott to the backroom staff was a very shrewd move." - Alan Hansen Jesus wept, I know I've posted this a few times before, but it's still a fucking brilliant read. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/4347125.stm Comedy GERLD!