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Yeah, I'm going to pop along to one some time soon, definitely. Sounds you all had a great time on Saturday. I was tempted to pop in to one of the pubs last week, but it was a bit difficult as I had to go straight to a wedding after the match. I could have gone before though, so no excuses there. Mind, it must have been confusing what with so many of you meeting up at the same time, a few of whom were "strangers"! Do you get people mixed up/forget names etc? 161491[/snapback] Alex writes his name on his heed with a 20mm Berol Permanent marker

Pulled a muscle in his voicebox, during a particularly vigorous spot of self-abuse. 161435[/snapback] What on earth was he abusing at the time? 161436[/snapback] Is he one of these lucky people who have the good fortune to be double jointed and well enough endowed to....... 161459[/snapback] You gonna come along to one of these sometime then Renton? Be nice to meet you tbh. And Gemmill's just a big pussy cat really. 161480[/snapback] Buries his own shit, you mean?

I can only imagine what Czechoslovakia and Sweden are like at the moment for SF. Seriously though, I think Newcastle is probably up there for the UK. Better than Manc and definitely better than the smackrats that Luke must be used to seeing in Nottingham. PS I know you're at Leeds now.

z is U.S. spelling, I think. 161462[/snapback] I think both are correct but I consider 'z' more Americanised and therfore avoid it 161467[/snapback] Renton can only aspire to mistakes that are that subtle, the fucking plank!

I believe so, yez.

Empathize then you pedantic sod! 161444[/snapback] I prefer the thought of you emphasizing everything he says-maybe by repeating his punchlines at the top of your voice and slapping your thighs

'emphasize!'

Pulled a muscle in his voicebox, during a particularly vigorous spot of self-abuse.

And then people come on and moan about people moaning about the weather, circle of life tbh. 161426[/snapback] Aye bitch, bitch, bitch. Can you feel the love tonight?

thats the thing though alex, if you dont like the heat there is no way to enjoy it 161413[/snapback] Gemmill gets sunburn from a full moon tbh.

Is that what you'd do? Writing cheques your body can't cash tbh 161386[/snapback] You can't handle the truth tbh.

I bet things like that make him wonder why he bothered to invent powered flight in the first place.

Hom version of Danish Blue isnt it? Piss poor tbf.

Neither do we! The locals won and I'm guessing it was something like 12-7 or something like that... 160663[/snapback] A five goal head start for fielding Scott I take it?

What the fuck is TNT cheese? Those cheese slices that look like semtex?

I'd rather lick my own arse tbh.

Ps I still dont know the final score

I meant only those of us above 5ft of course. People like you rob the rest of us of our dignity.

What was the final score then? ...and are the photos just for those attending this time or can veterans of previous battles have a squizz?

Is all OK Sammy? Shame you couldn't make it up - you were one of the ones I was looking forward to meeting..... 160465[/snapback] Absolutely gutted to have missed this, mate. Sounds like it was a belting weekend and a decent standard 5-a-side even in spite of ginger bollocks' contribution/sabotage. Not had the best of weeks but that would have gone a long way to restoring the smile!

If anyone could PM us the pics I could start to rebuild my life tbh.

Black tiles? Is this 1989?

The cats wont know who belongs to who tho, so it's only a matter of time until theyre both sat in the living room, the tabby jumps in brocks lap and his mam ends up holding his stiffy. Incidentally, hasnt Brock got grubby hands?

Fuck off you ginger manc cocksplash!