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I like a 'landing strip', fully bald ones freak me out* tbh. Added to this evening's to-do list, get pissed and trim my pubes. *EDIT: but still far preferable to a jungle, obviously. 155190[/snapback] Had on.......a Brazilian is a landing strip right? At least I thought it was? I don't like all out shaved baldy ones! They're a bit pervy iywmho. 155226[/snapback] Not an expert but I saw a program which described a brazilian more in terms of making sure the rear view is bald (for thong reasons) and a landing slip is okay as you say. 155229[/snapback] Aha...........as I suspected. I think the big Oirish eeeeejit has been misinformed.

I like a 'landing strip', fully bald ones freak me out* tbh. Added to this evening's to-do list, get pissed and trim my pubes. *EDIT: but still far preferable to a jungle, obviously. 155190[/snapback] Had on.......a Brazilian is a landing strip right? At least I thought it was? I don't like all out shaved baldy ones! They're a bit pervy iywmho.

Jesus Christ, monkey balls!

Anyone see that John Holmes documentary last night? That's BLATANTLY what he'd been up to. 155021[/snapback] He'd have had to shave his balls up to his fucking sideburns to make it look that long tbh.

Don't you be looking at me like that, Catherine!

It's a must tbh If it looks like Brian May's plug hole i'm not going in there. 155013[/snapback] If you're willing to shred your bollocks with a pair of rusty garden sheers, its the very least she can do tbh.

At the risk of this threading getting a bit 'hom', I'll turn the spotlight on the lasses and say I do like a Brazilian.

In a bitterly ironic twist, you'd be completely forgiven for doing so, ginger nuts!

Has Matty only got one ball liyke? 155003[/snapback] just laughed out loud in my deadly silent office! 155004[/snapback] Spare a thought for poor Matty I say, you insensitive twat!

Has Matty only got one ball liyke?

The dirty boot!

Is a sex machine safe for work?

Sex Machine 154978[/snapback] Is it safe? (for work)

Look in the mirror, cowboy. 154975[/snapback] The one on the bedroom ceiling?

Either way, that Goldfrapp lass is a bit of a bint like.

or a strict machine for that matter?

Whats a sex machine?

Just back from Italia. Picked the right place to watch the Australia game! It's true about his post count tho-apparently China is set to overtake his internet message board productivity by the year 2012 if the current trend continues.

Whats he been banned for liyke? His post in this thread alone: http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=6644 merits immunity from prosecution/banning tbh.

aye.

Hobson's choice tbh. I'm just hoping for an awesome game; high scoring, going to AET, loads of injuries and sendings off in AET, sudden death 'pelanties' (some re-takes due to the keeper moving too quickly-we've not had any of that yet) with a bruised and battered winner emerging and an agrieved and bitter loser screaming blue murder. The identities of which dont matter to me. Oh and Jurgen Klinsmann to get decked by someone (anyone) would cap it for me. Not too much to ask for.

About our 5-a-side?! Nice one SLP!

In that case, that would be a horse of a different colour!

Sat around a few weeks ago making up new races for our mates by combining their 2 races (like wigger). Came up with things like "Blazian" (black asian) and "Wakistani (Welsh pakistani). Is that racist? 154713[/snapback] I think if by your definition of a persons race 'wigger' was a combination of 'white' (on the one hand) and 'nigger' (on the other), then yes, I'm almost certain it could be interpreted as racist.

Typical inaccurate and inflamatory misrepresentation. Some of them live in motor homes.