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I could probably have put that better.

Have to say landing strip does it for me the most, though failing that anything thats just neat and tidy does the trick. In fact anything that doesnt look like half a pound of chopped liver is a bonus!

Your parents?

Who rattled your cage?

I thought it was quite 'hard-line' to be honest. You favour a more robust manifesto in this case?

Away and shite yer fat bummer!

And how is that scary like, Catherine? Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, hows about...... She honestly makes me want to cry, she's that beautiful! I think I've been in love with her for over ten years now.

Up to now, all I could think about this morning was the cricket!! 10949[/snapback] Nowt spesh, I'd chuck her back in! She has a faint look of Gemmill in fact. Smaller chebs like, obviously!

fondles fondants

10590[/snapback] The plane boss, the plane!!!!!!!

Warm.... Warmer...... RED HOT!!!!!

Is trying to assemble a Glazer-esque consortium of housemates to subsidise his braodband e-wanking activities.

Now thats what I'm talking about. Thing is though I always imagine birds of this calibre to not be dirty enough in the scratcher which makes them sort of pointless imo. Another thing is, there going to know there fucking gorgeous and therefore start limiting sexual favours for things, which is not a good predicament to be in. 9429[/snapback] you should be so lucky.................. 10249[/snapback] Forgot to add - But it's a predicament i wouldn't mind trying out 10254[/snapback] You scruffy bastard! I didnt post that so you could pontificate as to whether she'd let you jizz on her baps! Thats Helena Christensen man!!!!! If theres anything after death and angels do exist that is what they will look like!

She is but then theres thousands more identi-kit blondes just like her on TV. Anyway this thread ended with post number 197!

Seriously now guys, END-OF-THREAD!

Always been a fan, even though it is probably fair to say she wasnt in the series because of her 'model' good looks. Bringing 'all things Neighbour's up to date - Lara Sacher anyone? (She's 17 now by the way before anyone starts!!!!)

Last book was 'Bleak House' by Charles Dickens. Apparently the BBC are serialising it this Autumn. With Gillian 'Dana Scully' Anderson no less!

I'm no puff-house, but I'd bum Paul Newman into next week. I mean when he was a young man, obviously. He's about 80 now. That'd just be sick wouldnt it?

6043[/snapback] Is that a joke? Where the fuck did they pick their crews from?