manc-mag

You'll need it to match Alex in the air man. The bloke can rise like an artichoke.

Will you be employing the "engorged sac" excuse this time? 154698[/snapback] Nah it's not a groin strain this time. If you believe Catmag's dubious claims I can't afford one of those. An injury shouldnt be as much of a disadvantage this time anyway though if we're playing against a bunch of geriatric vegetarians like Alex.

I'm carrying an injury again btw. Excuses in early doors as per protocol.

Aye that's what I was planning on doing 154691[/snapback] As usual I'm not planning on showering so I'll have a nice reek on by the time we're having food. Musktastic tbh.

Catmag can laugh, but she told me she once found love on the waltzers tbh. Gypo lovebight to prove it.

Just make it happen, David lad!

Scott's got around 9 stone on Steve if thats of any help.

I'd imagine I'd be too nails for the hoppings tbh.

You've been drinking, right?

wtf?

You had an opinion of him in the first place? 154590[/snapback] Idolises me to be fair. Stopped answering the phone from him before pissups now as he would try to find out what I was wearing and then turn up in the same thing.

I'm a lover not a fighter tbh.

Had any toast in Failsworth recently? 154580[/snapback] It wasnt even good toast tbh.

I've only met 3 of your conquests Whether they had my approval or not? Well I'm far too ladylike to divulge that 154576[/snapback] WTF????!!!! You'll give me a bad name!!! (Incidentally your maths has let you down an all but I'll leave it at that. ) I really shouldnt, but I've got a morbid curiosity to know whom (if anyone) didnt have your full blessing! 154577[/snapback] Okay, I've met 4 I think. Unless you pulled Scott or Alex without my knowledge an'all! And I'll tell you at the pissup 154578[/snapback] I don't want you telling me mullered out of your face! I'm hardly going to get a fair hearing then am I??!!! I know what youre like! Anyway maybe I'll bring a new conquest with me and you can give me an approval verdict on her there and then, make sure I'm not wasting my time! I'm still not confirming your maths by the way.

Just to make it abundantly clear to anyone reading....one of these was a girlfriend of 9 years. Catmag's making me out to be a RIGHT slag here and it aint true.

I've only met 3 of your conquests Whether they had my approval or not? Well I'm far too ladylike to divulge that 154576[/snapback] WTF????!!!! You'll give me a bad name!!! (Incidentally your maths has let you down an all but I'll leave it at that. ) I really shouldnt, but I've got a morbid curiosity to know whom (if anyone) didnt have your full blessing!

Agreed.

besmirch?

?????!!!!!!!!!!! It's not like they post on here or would be recognisable to anyone. Anyways, never mind what Catherine says, I havent done worse, but I do reserve the right to do worse in the future.

manc-mag's done worse tbh 154539[/snapback] Oh aye? Are we gonna be naming names then?

Alex is as rough as toast compared to Georgie tbh 154454[/snapback] I like a little bit of rough. 154455[/snapback] Surely Pud's enough rough? ...........or maybe not. Pud's missus having to go to another woman for some rough! 154457[/snapback] When ya guy is as smooth as Pud, a girl needs a bit rough now n again. 154462[/snapback] Doesnt look like the type to shave it tbh.

Alex is as rough as toast compared to Georgie tbh 154454[/snapback] I like a little bit of rough. 154455[/snapback] Don't we all... 154456[/snapback] Pud's not cutting the mustard tbh. TL's getting a woman in to do the job.

Alex is as rough as toast compared to Georgie tbh 154454[/snapback] I like a little bit of rough. 154455[/snapback] Surely Pud's enough rough? ...........or maybe not. Pud's missus having to go to another woman for some rough!

Alex is as rough as toast compared to Georgie tbh

Old tbh. 154450[/snapback] Truer than you might think-that kid looks like he's about 70!