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  1. Where are you like? Boddington Hall? 68445[/snapback] There's a police station next to that place isn't there? 68461[/snapback] I think theres one up that way. Memory's fading like. 68464[/snapback] They also have a big medieval weekend there around July time don't they? 68465[/snapback] Are you tickling my tits now? 68468[/snapback] Erm, no? 68470[/snapback] Sorry......it just seemed a bit random after a question about a police station. Mind you this would be the thread for it I spose!
  2. Where are you like? Boddington Hall? 68445[/snapback] There's a police station next to that place isn't there? 68461[/snapback] I think theres one up that way. Memory's fading like. 68464[/snapback] They also have a big medieval weekend there around July time don't they? 68465[/snapback] Are you tickling my tits now?
  3. Where are you like? Boddington Hall? 68445[/snapback] There's a police station next to that place isn't there? 68461[/snapback] I think theres one up that way. Memory's fading like.
  4. Ahhh reet. Just imagined you were still in dirty Leeds. Boddington was miles out-Oxley was a bit of a trek also n'est-ce pas? Hyde Park must be decent like. As for Seaton Sluice, I'd imagine Alex's arse is just about within nostril's shot of there at the mo.
  5. She'd have blanked you anyway, with good reason 68427[/snapback] I'd have slit both me wrists if he clocked me like to be fair.
  6. It would sharp turn into a N-O style school disco if i did that tbh! 68412[/snapback] With Gemmill not dancing and having to stand with the other nerds. Like Craig. 68414[/snapback] And Sammy getting taken up the hoop by the art teacher in the bogs. 68415[/snapback] As Manc-Mag masterbates quietly as he voyeur's from the next cubicle!? 68419[/snapback] Jesus.....I'm some sort of heemasex God if I can manage all that like.
  7. It would sharp turn into a N-O style school disco if i did that tbh! 68412[/snapback] With Gemmill not dancing and having to stand with the other nerds. Like Craig.
  8. Hanukkabs tbh 68313[/snapback] 68395[/snapback] I'm glad someone else on here has the barest rudiments of an edumercation. We're wasted on here tbh mate.
  9. Shoo-in tbh You can have the poster trying hardest to get into Button's knickers award 68396[/snapback]
  10. I was going to ask you / Cath but I forgot Cheers! 68383[/snapback] Aye, you're lucky like cos I rang them earlier in the week and it sounded like we weren't getting any, due to your incompetence. But it's sorted now. 68392[/snapback] You always sounds like you're not getting any.
  11. A taxi driver told me that asylum seekers got free tellies and another one told my mate Paul that they got free cars 68318[/snapback] Cars with free tellies in tbh. 68322[/snapback] It's true btw. Well, the bit about us being told that by taxi drivers is anyway. 68387[/snapback] He probably tells the asylum seekers he had Telly Savalas in the back last week too mind.
  12. Mint. Thats made my Yom Kippur that has!
  13. That sounds alreet to me, except I don't like mulled wine. A nice tawny port perhaps. 68367[/snapback] Julian fucking Clarey would've whinced at the campness of that reference 68373[/snapback] What's the matter with port you fucking shandy drinking hermer? 68379[/snapback] I dont mind the odd port. A Cheeky vimto mind and I'm really off roading!
  14. That sounds alreet to me, except I don't like mulled wine. A nice tawny port perhaps. 68367[/snapback] Julian fucking Clarey would've whinced at the campness of that reference
  15. Free telly's for migrant worker heemasex's no doubt!
  16. Wacky Jnr gets a free meal at Byker Sally Army Soup Kitchen.
  17. Fuckflaps! 68356[/snapback] What does that stand for? 68358[/snapback] Shut it captain beefcurtains! Who's dicking about with the smileys btw?
  18. Well it must be true then. Quick, phone the Daily Mail! P.S. What religious connotation does tinsel have? Could there be another more legitimate reason? 68317[/snapback] Sorry Rabbi Renton, i seem to have given you a flea in your kippa! The connection is simply that tinsel is a christmas related decoration and they take offence to it. This wife was also on about the taxi drivers being asked not to refer to Christmas but to say festive period instead! Basically not specify the particular occasion, so next time Ramadam comes round I expect not to hear a peep out of the Jews then????? 68329[/snapback] Excuse me for asking for a source; some wifey of a taxi driver on the radio doesn't really count for me. If you think its true though, contact the Mail or TalkSport, they'll make it the headline in 5 minutes. Don't know if you're being ironic about Ramadam btw. 68348[/snapback] Ramadan tbh. Quality stuff either way though.
  19. Sima deserves an award for introducing it tbh. 68345[/snapback] Biggest misnomer going that tbh. Definitely me who invented it iywmho.
  20. Impossible to overuse it tbqfh.
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