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A fine song I take my hat off to you sir (well I would if I were wearing one) 62267[/snapback] Wankers hat?

Better than them burning your arse. Ask Cath.

So it's true what they say? About your enormous hooter, that is?? 62240[/snapback] You know what they say about blokes with enormous hooters though.... (Before anyone starts I'm not talking about man boobs either!) 62246[/snapback] Aye, enormous bogies 62248[/snapback] Shut it you hom, the fil-ums about to start.

So it's true what they say? About your enormous hooter, that is?? 62240[/snapback] You know what they say about blokes with enormous hooters though.... (Before anyone starts I'm not talking about man boobs either!)

Is that to mop up during the first version or the second? 62239[/snapback] No, I just need a shite and we've run out of loo roll. It's gonna be a messy evening!

Oh my word. I didn't know that was on tonight! 62230[/snapback] Indeed it is! Preppy! Oh and by the way, I meant this Love Story: ........and not this dirty fucking manga filth! 62231[/snapback] I did realise you meant the first one. You're right about the music like - I'm in bits before the film even bloody starts. 62233[/snapback] Just checking. I can never quite tell with you! Right.......I'm off to get the mansize kleenex!

Word up Snakey! Keep representing. Any more of this disrespec' and we'll go geo-phys on their ass! Sex on legs......

Oh my word. I didn't know that was on tonight! 62230[/snapback] Indeed it is! Preppy! Oh and by the way, I meant this Love Story: ........and not this dirty fucking manga filth!

Love Story is about to start in an hour. Slushy as fuck but when that intro music hits, you just gotta sit down and buckle up for another ride on that emotional rollercoaster! ....dee dah dah dah doo.........dah dee dah dee dah dee dah dee dah dah dah dooOOOooooOOOooo!!! Mint!

Horrifying. 62223[/snapback] Really really sad. R.I.P.

Time Team is fucking ledge. FACT!

Might be age or the fact that you get what you want for yourself at any given point. I'm the same- give the pressies to the kids as I'm really not fussed for anything. Having said that... electric blanket Cath? Just bought myself this great 'foofy' down filled duvet. Heaven.. sheer unadulterated heaven. 61916[/snapback] Goose feather-filled duvet and pillows purchased last weekend. Coupled with the electric blanket it's like sleeping in a bed of warm marshmallows. Lush. 62131[/snapback] I like to change the sheets when they get that moist. 62170[/snapback] Marshmallows aren't moist, you nutter. They're fluffy! 62182[/snapback] Unless they're covered in spunk. 62190[/snapback] Aye, true enough Marshmallows do go gooey in the middle if you hold them over a flame. Not that it would be such a wise thing to do with the duvet like............ 62192[/snapback] Thats what I meant like! .......and as for that duvet, you want to watch it if youre still setting light to your unmentionables! In fact I hope thats not how you're toasting marhsmallows! Oh and Scott, youre just a tramp. Pure and simple. A fat ginger tramp!

Might be age or the fact that you get what you want for yourself at any given point. I'm the same- give the pressies to the kids as I'm really not fussed for anything. Having said that... electric blanket Cath? Just bought myself this great 'foofy' down filled duvet. Heaven.. sheer unadulterated heaven. 61916[/snapback] Goose feather-filled duvet and pillows purchased last weekend. Coupled with the electric blanket it's like sleeping in a bed of warm marshmallows. Lush. 62131[/snapback] I like to change the sheets when they get that moist.

Good riddance an all!

says the lad from Moss Side. 62125[/snapback] It's not like I spend my time quaffing pimms in Moss Side......Manchester definitely has its shithole suburbs I agree (Longsight/Moss Side/Hulme) it's just at least Manchester's dodgy suburbs have the redeeming feature of being attached to a decent city. Unlike Nottingham. What the fuck is actually in Nottingham anyways? I'm subscribing to Gemmill's homo theory. Though he does have tendency to apply that to just about any argument at some point I have to concede. 62136[/snapback] He is obsessed like. I'd rather live in Manchester than Nottingham, I have to say. 62140[/snapback] Oi! Answer the question I posted above you fruit! Were you or were you not extracting the cream of sum yung guy when you spotted the Anal Treet sign? 62143[/snapback] Canal Street is however right next to China Town.

I heard that the sign for Canal street has been vandalised to form anal treet like. 62133[/snapback] Canal Street is definitely NOT in Didsbury, you closet mince-bag!

says the lad from Moss Side. 62125[/snapback] It's not like I spend my time quaffing pimms in Moss Side......Manchester definitely has its shithole suburbs I agree (Longsight/Moss Side/Hulme) it's just at least Manchester's dodgy suburbs have the redeeming feature of being attached to a decent city. Unlike Nottingham. What the fuck is actually in Nottingham anyways? I'm subscribing to Gemmill's homo theory. Though he does have tendency to apply that to just about any argument at some point I have to concede.

To be fair, it's a complete shithole.

Nottingham is shit tbh. So is Eversheds.

Peasepud has just creamed himself.

Sparks has just started posting again, not been on for ages. Although he was a mod on the original Howaythetoon board aswell as a toon chat member. Can't believe this thread is still going like, and Craig man, 8:20am far too early to make sarky comments - go back to bed. 61901[/snapback] .......he said, powerless to avoid posting in it himself!

Dead heat tbh. Both second fiddle to computer nerds though *Craig* ahem *Craig*

Actually, you are brilliant at diplomacy, unlike most people on here. Those article are absolute crud 90% of the time! 60070[/snapback] The one with Shepherd as Mussolini and Newcastle as a dictatorship was sensational! 60078[/snapback] I think I read part of that one. Was it by GazP? 60085[/snapback] I think you'll find his full title was Gaz Pearson Writer Newcastle-Online 60086[/snapback] Think he just got a text read out on Football Focus. Summat about George Best RIP. Didnt give him his full title though so can't be sure.

I honestly have no idea. Someone called him Sam, so far as I know, and someone else wondered who Sam was. BTW, you are swearing a lot. As I said, it's the mark of someone who is losing it ......... 60591[/snapback] Pychoanalysis from a true obsessive mentalist. Thanks for the diagnosis. 60593[/snapback] In the usual state of self denial I see 60595[/snapback] That's right, Sigmund. 60598[/snapback] Can we get back to you admitting that Souness isn't good enough for Newcastle and you have no real reason for wanting him to stay on ? Other than the fact that you are hoping against hope he pulls a rabbit out of the hat to get you off admitting you have zero judgement ? 60600[/snapback] Why, are you uncomfortable talking about your girl's night in last night? Did you watch Dirty Dancing? 60606[/snapback] no, just giving you a chance to give up the daft comments .. do you realise you are sounding like a little girl And a young one at that. 61064[/snapback] Howay man.........your comebacks are fucking shite!

Aye you make a good point like. I reckon we should all rent a house in the Lakes for the weekend and settle this like real men. With a game of sticky biccy. 61024[/snapback] No way am I playing sticky biccy with you lot. 61054[/snapback] I should hope not too. I'd like to think you werent a 'real man' either! 61055[/snapback] Not really real, but I've got bigger metaphorical bollocks than some blokes I know. 61057[/snapback] Aye, I've seen. You have to keep parting them to keep them oot yer eyes!