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The Tramps Cock

Actually......she's pretty stunning!

You 'think' it costs that much? 71048[/snapback] To the average punter. You'd need to spend a few bob more on a map and compass like. Allegedly. tbh. FACT!

What little credibiltiy you had on here just vanished. 71037[/snapback] Eh? If you ask me, she's foyne! 71041[/snapback] Seen better in the queue at Greggs tbh. 71042[/snapback] Have they got Greggs in the land of the Manc? 71051[/snapback] Aye. I always thought it was Manc like tbh (its called summat else in Leeds for instance), but I note the head orifice is in Jesmond, Newcarsel-Upon -Tyne! Very la-de-dah!

What little credibiltiy you had on here just vanished. 71037[/snapback] Eh? If you ask me, she's foyne! 71041[/snapback] Seen better in the queue at Greggs tbh.

What little credibiltiy you had on here just vanished.

Jesus H Corbett. Bring back Munter!* 71032[/snapback] *Translation: Where are the baps?

Edit: You must have added that pic after I quoted you first. She looks canny in the top pic (your pic). No arguments here.

Google brought this up? Not a Hollyoaks fan like so wouldnt know???

That surprises me. Maybe if she applied her make-up with a trowel and lopped them out on demand, eh? 70905[/snapback] I don't like birds with shit loads of make up on. Darlene from Hollyoaks is perfection. 70908[/snapback] Got a pic?

Carey Mulligan - she played Ada Clare in Bleak House. Not quite your Keeley 'type' I grant you but she revs my engine.

10 month gestation period for hobbits? 70716[/snapback] Thanks for that Lurch. Bastid Thanks for the posts from people too. I'm off out with Mrs Paws nowfor a bite to eat and a gallon of beer. Christmas came early today - Mrs Paws bought me a Bose Sounddock for my birthday Sounds mint 70899[/snapback] Quality stuff fella! Enjoy!

Wasnt saying I wouldnt, obviously!

Left cheb twice as big as the right tbh FACT!

Not of you're choking the chicken? That's be a pb even for you! 70751[/snapback] 10 minutes to get the spelling of "if" right? Failed. 70753[/snapback] Fair play! All the best mate, have a good 'un!

Not if you're choking the chicken? That'd be a pb even for you!

Chicken tbh 70741[/snapback] Are you having xmas dinner with the smug twat like? 70747[/snapback] Was a reference to 'choking' the chicken tbh. I wouldnt have dinner with him like, you wouldnt get so much as a fucking mouthful.

Chicken tbh

man?

That is correct. You should have made it quite clear in that respect by adding a FACT! at the end, though. Tomato juice should be banned imo. 70679[/snapback] Unnecessary as I'd already stated 'incorrect' and 'FACT' elsewhere tbh. 70685[/snapback] But did you have an exclamation mark following FACT to emphasize the point?? If not, the comment was null and void. If you did, please ignore this repost. 70709[/snapback] The FACT! that you even asked the question insults me. 70713[/snapback] *cowers in shame and embarrassment, then touches forelock to acknowledge his place* 70724[/snapback] Order is restored. The clique will not tolerate agitators!

WORST. THREAD. EVER. FACT!

10 month gestation period for hobbits?

That is correct. You should have made it quite clear in that respect by adding a FACT! at the end, though. Tomato juice should be banned imo. 70679[/snapback] Unnecessary as I'd already stated 'incorrect' and 'FACT' elsewhere tbh. 70685[/snapback] But did you have an exclamation mark following FACT to emphasize the point?? If not, the comment was null and void. If you did, please ignore this repost. 70709[/snapback] The FACT! that you even asked the question insults me.

Do you know their names too you bummist? I'll start you off with Beyonce. 70687[/snapback] Beyonce's a hound too, the tree-thighed bint! Kelly Rowland for me. And then the other one. Nelly or summat. 70694[/snapback] I think Beyonce's lush personally, Kelly's nice anarl. Nelly isn't a lass btw 70696[/snapback] I knaar that you Benton shitehawk! I just hated that duet they did together. 70698[/snapback] I knew you knew tbh. Although it would appear you didn't know I knew you knew. And I've move to Forest Hall btw, the posh end 70702[/snapback] I knar that too but Benton is a far better insult! 70705[/snapback] Posher than Forest Hall tbh. 70710[/snapback] Can't buff a turd to be fair.

Caus they're not fruit, perhaps???? Now then, bet you can name ALL the boys in Westlife, McFly, Take That, 911 and Backstreet Boys!!!!! 70700[/snapback] Don't try and make out that knowing the names of the Sugababes is some sort of hetero rite of passage, you minceboy! 70707[/snapback] 10 minutes checking the correct spelling of 'rite' just for that post tbh!