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A definite bite from John Betjeman there 31682[/snapback] Yous two are canny funny craic on here at the minute, like!

Never a truer word spoken. For me the term is devalued by overuse (noteable examples include his once be-poneytailed countryman Steve constantly using it to describe himself) but in Benaud's case you have to say he really is a genuine legend of the cricketing world ......as opposed to a delusional, Jared Ribecchi-a-like, comic book obsessed frequenter of internet message boards.

Whatever the outcome Wellsy can kiss my fat English arse! Figuratively speaking of course. Joke-but whatever happens now-if we do draw (and therefore win) we'll have done it having played a second innings so we won't have to listen to any crap about the weather.

Last chance for him to do something truly great I spose. Vital he contributes if they're gonna make it happen. Can't believe how this is panning out.

Who's taking the wickets here? That Guardian scorecard thing has gone tits up and I cant get any information. I take it it's that roly-poly phone sex pest? Not Gemmill. The other one.

Officially-not-looking-good!

Fuck me gently! Fasten seatbelts time again!

Jizzfest tbh.

Away and shite!

Two words for you. Video messaging

Jesus wept tbh.

That's mancy's weekend wank material sorted. 30799[/snapback] Expect a text if it's any good! 30806[/snapback] What? You want him to join in with you or something? 30808[/snapback] Cath, you promised you'd seen a therapist about that fucking hideous fantasy of yours! 30809[/snapback] I just think she's jealous that she won't be this weekend's source material... 30810[/snapback] And I think you should go back to losing the Ashes!

That's mancy's weekend wank material sorted. 30799[/snapback] Expect a text if it's any good! 30806[/snapback] What? You want him to join in with you or something? 30808[/snapback] Cath, you promised you'd seen a therapist about that fucking hideous fantasy of yours!

That's mancy's weekend wank material sorted. 30799[/snapback] Expect a text if it's any good!

jizzfest!

According to what? Source?

she does it for me everytime.. apart from bend it like beckham of course seeing as she was only 15 at the time 30738[/snapback] She's a frustrating one is our Keira. Absolutely stunning to look at of course but regrettably no breasts whatsoever. I'm afraid she scores poorly for this crucial omission.

Looks both ways before wiping his arse.

So you think I'm gay an all do you? 30714[/snapback] Nah, I dont mate, I've seen your ex.......by the way I never did receive that phone number 30717[/snapback]

So you think I'm gay an all do you?

Can't agree with the hair comments, big fella but you're spot on about everything else. Nowt ropey at all there. *Jumps up and twats the keyboard off luckypierre's desk* "Rejected!" 30698[/snapback] Awwww coloured hair just has that whole "something" bit about it, theres a lass that works in Longbenton with the most amazing pink hair, totally pink. Pure sex! As for Halliday, Im in two minds on this one...... blonde haired photo....ropey as. dark hair.....hmmm yeah I see the attraction. 30705[/snapback] Aye, second photo (dark hair) she might get lucky with me.

Knife edge! We need some bowling heroics now. Some rain wouldnt come amiss either.

I just know how to dress well, thats all!

Lauren Laverne. I'll second her and Toni Halliday. Saffron whatsherface who used to be in republica 30639[/snapback] Nah shes not allowed in here, theres absolutely nowt ropey about Saffron, shes got red hair ffs. Always 10 bonus points for brightly coloured hair. 30696[/snapback] Can't agree with the hair comments, big fella but you're spot on about everything else. Nowt ropey at all there. *Jumps up and twats the keyboard off luckypierre's desk* "Rejected!"