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Some of it was shit, some of it was well funny. 33347[/snapback] What channel is it on tbh? I'm hoping to get lucky this Friday, so I'll probably end up watching TV tbh.

I did, I thought it was the best bit of the programme. I liked the first week he was on in the video shop. 'I'm looking for an 80's movie, starring Steve Guttenburg and some old people. It's called erm...erm....' 'Cocoon?' 'YOU JUST CALL ME A FUCKING COON?' 33306[/snapback] The bit where he was in the butchers and he went into a tirade after being offered black pudding ending with the line: 'Just give me a mother fucking scotch egg!' 33311[/snapback] That was good! And the video one, after raging about being called a coon for ages i think he ended by saying "Fuck it, just give me Police academy instead!" 33315[/snapback] What the hell are you homs talking about? 33324[/snapback] Don't know about him then eh? You racist bastard!!! 33325[/snapback] I called you a hom! I'm a homophobe not a racist, you fucking spaz!

I did, I thought it was the best bit of the programme. I liked the first week he was on in the video shop. 'I'm looking for an 80's movie, starring Steve Guttenburg and some old people. It's called erm...erm....' 'Cocoon?' 'YOU JUST CALL ME A FUCKING COON?' 33306[/snapback] The bit where he was in the butchers and he went into a tirade after being offered black pudding ending with the line: 'Just give me a mother fucking scotch egg!' 33311[/snapback] That was good! And the video one, after raging about being called a coon for ages i think he ended by saying "Fuck it, just give me Police academy instead!" 33315[/snapback] What the hell are you homs talking about?

Johnny Marr gets my vote. 33269[/snapback] He'd never get into The Shadows like, tbh.

Ritchie or Gemmill? 33243[/snapback] Ritchie. Gingers only have a chance in the porn business if they are female. Though, I don't know about the size of Gemmill's breasts... 33245[/snapback] On that score he's punching with the big girls.

Ritchie or Gemmill? 33243[/snapback] Ritchie I'm guessing. According to popular belief, Gemmill's more John Wayne Bobbit.

In all fairness Foreskin, you need an identity 'makeover' of Wacky Jnr proportions if you genuinely want people to stop regarding you as such a tedious gimp!

Mixtape? Sounds a bit gay tbh 33177[/snapback] Homophobe! 33182[/snapback] Quite like their second album.

Mixtape? Sounds a bit gay tbh

I hate that thing with shop assistants in posh clothes shops. Don't look down your nose at me you're on minimum wage you wanker! Almost as irritating as the students handing out flyers in the toon. For some reason they seem to think being paid a pittance for handing out bits of paper on Northumberland Street makes them the epitome of cool. 32624[/snapback] Don't fall for it. It's a clever ploy by the useless cunts to make you buy something and prove to them that your not the pesasant they had you down for. Best bet is to try an absoloute shit load of gear on whilst they hover around hanging out of your arse telling you how good you look, then walk out buying nothing, leaving them to spend the next hour hanging all the gear back on the rail. 32634[/snapback] He is though, so that plan would turn to rat-shit!

Absolutely hilarious that It's a good job there was plenty of TV coverage of Trafalgar Square etc cos I'm absolutely convinced Freddie wouldnt remember a sight or sound of the afternoon's revelry, which would have been a shame seeing as so much of it was down to his performances. The best bit was where they were in the back of No.10 meeting Blair. He was still absolutely fucking trolleyed at that point sat on one of the garden benches. Legend!

I'm disappointed if thats the case like. After having had to see numerous screenshots of his missus all day the only thing getting me through was the thought that if we won she'd be getting a serious seeing to later that night! hubba hubba tbh. 32292[/snapback] So hang on - let me get this right. You were excited at the thought of Mr and Mrs Flintoff being at it? Mebbes you need to get into the dogging scene. Are there any 'hotspots' in Manchester? 32434[/snapback] Exactly what I was wondering!!!!! 32462[/snapback] Bastids! Not in the voyeuristic sense you goons. She just needs a damn good seeing to.

Was he ginger, 15 stone, wearing a pair of aligator skin brogues and clutching a calculator like a comfort blanket?

I was thinking about it, but you're a fat bastard when compared to me. 32321[/snapback] I wouldnt mind but I'm like a racing snake me! Scott on the other hand......

Fat? FAT????? You scrawny bastard! Why the fuck is neebody springing to my defence here.....???

Errrrr...YOU are taking the piss out of someone for being bald? I'm pretty sure that hat you wore at the last piss-up wasn't a fashion statement. 32295[/snapback] Baldness would be a fucking mercy in your case. 32297[/snapback] Would you suggest highlights then? For him, not me, obviously 32298[/snapback] I was referring to Scott, who's barber wants to install a fucking guillotene tbh.

Errrrr...YOU are taking the piss out of someone for being bald? I'm pretty sure that hat you wore at the last piss-up wasn't a fashion statement. 32295[/snapback] Baldness would be a fucking mercy in your case.

I'm disappointed if thats the case like. After having had to see numerous screenshots of his missus all day the only thing getting me through was the thought that if we won she'd be getting a serious seeing to later that night! hubba hubba tbh.

This blatantly needs to be renamed the 'Closet Thread'.

Scott can afford it. Don't anyone be shedding any tears for old ginger bollocks.

The prices are absolutely sky high, however nobody (apart from those who live in isolated, rural communities with no public transport) can really complain IMHO. It's a fossil fuel at the end of the day and kills the environment. To use the example of Americans being up in arms while their prices are only half of ours is actually the single worst argument anyone could cite in support of price cuts. Americans have the cheapest fuel in the world and put out the most exhaust emissions on earth too. Frankly it is an absolute disgrace that fuel is as cheap as it is in America now even with the price rises. Their energy consumption is abhorrent. The fact of the matter is, fuel should cost more so people actually think before they get in their cars to make a journey. Obviously the argument is more complex than that and there are the usual caveats and corolaries of the requirement of a decent public transport system etc etc - all very true - however bottom line for me, those arguing for cheap or even reasonably priced fossil fuel, will never have a leg to stand on. It should ALWAYS be priced very highly - making it a more expensive alternative to public transport - so that people realise that they are not only priviliged to drive their own vehicles but are forced to acept that by choosing to do so they are polluting the planet more so than people who dont drive (for whatever reason). Should people pay more because of that? Damn straight they should! And I drive by the way, before anyone starts. tbh

Never-in-doubt!

Two lesbians. Sisters. I'm just watching.

Whatever the outcome Wellsy can kiss my fat English arse! Figuratively speaking of course. Joke-but whatever happens now-if we do draw (and therefore win) we'll have done it having played a second innings so we won't have to listen to any crap about the weather. 31687[/snapback] They can't use the weather anyway as it saved them at Old Trafford so at best that makes it one all helped by the weather. At OT without the rain we wouldn't have had to declare, and the batsmen wouldn't have just slogged and risked their wicket for a quick total and we'd have had ages to bowl them out, so they got out of jail there. 31699[/snapback] I agree, but I think it would have been inevitable they'd have mentioned it given that 1) its the final and deciding test and 2) they are horrendous losers anyway. The fact is that now in this final test, by the end of play today there will have been enough cricket played for the Aussies to have won the match if they'd played well enough. So fingers crossed they dont and kudos to us if we pull it off!