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Harsh but fair. 33908[/snapback] Can something be harsh but fair? Surely it's self contradictory?

White whine? (white wine) (Chardonnay) Racist!

Is that not a normal name? There's no doubt stereotypes come out when you look at children's names. Those 3 example I gave above, all African American. In my experience the Kings & Queens of dodgy names. Anything beats naming your kids after Eastenders characters though. 33991[/snapback] Call me naive but are you from the USA then? It's just I can't imagine any other explanation for the woman next to your girlfriend's mother being African American. I take it she wasn't at the RVI? 34003[/snapback] RACIST! Oh sorry, that was yesterday wasn't it? 34005[/snapback] Bell end! 34009[/snapback] Anti-Semitic! 34010[/snapback] Muslims are also circumsized, so I'll have one of Steve's Fatwahs too if there's one going.

Is that not a normal name? There's no doubt stereotypes come out when you look at children's names. Those 3 example I gave above, all African American. In my experience the Kings & Queens of dodgy names. Anything beats naming your kids after Eastenders characters though. 33991[/snapback] Call me naive but are you from the USA then? It's just I can't imagine any other explanation for the woman next to your girlfriend's mother being African American. I take it she wasn't at the RVI? 34003[/snapback] RACIST! Oh sorry, that was yesterday wasn't it? 34005[/snapback] Bell end!

Is that not a normal name? There's no doubt stereotypes come out when you look at children's names. Those 3 example I gave above, all African American. In my experience the Kings & Queens of dodgy names. Anything beats naming your kids after Eastenders characters though. 33991[/snapback] Call me naive but are you from the USA then? It's just I can't imagine any other explanation for the woman next to your girlfriend's mother being African American. I take it she wasn't at the RVI?

We used to play his old school an all. Not at cricket cos we were a state school and didnt do that sort of thing, but their footy changing rooms were next to the cricket pavilion. Saw all his honours from when he was there. Impressive stuff.

Woman next to my girlfriend's mother when they were in maternity named her kid Charmin, 'because he was so soft'. Guy I know worked in a call center a few years back got some great ones - one woman named her 2 kids Orangjello and Lemonjello. He also spoke to a woman who's kid was named "shithade", spelt shithead, not sure if I'm buying that last one... 33982[/snapback] I'd have trouble believing them like. Apart from the Charmin one. If the lass was from Byker. It can't be too long before theres some poor bugger in the wall answering to the name of Toilet Duck. With an exotic spelling no doubt.

He's a Cambridge graduate isn't he? 33968[/snapback] He used to live near me. The stick he took after that incident was quality. 33972[/snapback] Name dropper tbh 33978[/snapback] I make no apologies for it. I just remember seeing him out and about a few times round Didsbury afterwards and he was taking a right slating. Funny stuff and he took it well which was good to see.

I shit you not. It just struck me what SLP was saying. I get the impression that it's a bit of a Byker 'thing' rather than a pan-North East thing.

He's a Cambridge graduate isn't he? 33968[/snapback] He used to live near me. The stick he took after that incident was quality.

You sure that's not just the level of education the locals have? 33910[/snapback] Well, I tried to give them the benefit of the doubt... 33912[/snapback] Got a mate who's doing midwifery in Newcastle and she reckons some lass in Byker called her newborn girl Fabreze. As in the household cleaning product.

Tell him some of the jokes on this forum, after all, it's only fun. He'll be rolling around I'm sure. 33536[/snapback] I havent read them to be honest, but you couldn't miss the point any more spectacularly if you tried. 33554[/snapback] Sammy are you seriously gonna make the poor lad support Newcastle? After 20-odd years of being the only toon fan in the class at school, you're gonna inflict it on your nephew?! Cruel bastard! 33563[/snapback] Like I said mate, I've had a real real crisis of conscience about this one. Genuinely. He keeps asking to be taken though so I finally relented. Blackburn's not too far so the distance is alreet for him too. I'm still having serious guilt pangs though cos I can still be heard berating me fatha for doing the same thing to this day.

I've nothing against people from London generally although I have a problem with superior types like you. I think you'll find your sort of attitude rubs people from up here up the wrong way and reinforces our stereotypes. Maybe that would explain the way people treat you. 33513[/snapback] I'm not at all superior!! I'm reacting to the bad taste jokes and abuse. What do you want me to do, not stick up for myself? Apologise for not being raised here? 33531[/snapback] But you're saying where you're from is better than up here or words to that effect. How isn't that having a superior attitude? 33541[/snapback] You're saying the same too about the north! I said that people were more tolerant in the south which I still believe to be true. 33556[/snapback] Dover?

Tell him some of the jokes on this forum, after all, it's only fun. He'll be rolling around I'm sure. 33536[/snapback] I havent read them to be honest, but you couldn't miss the point any more spectacularly if you tried.

I've nothing against people from London generally although I have a problem with superior types like you. I think you'll find your sort of attitude rubs people from up here up the wrong way and reinforces our stereotypes. Maybe that would explain the way people treat you. 33513[/snapback] I'm not at all superior!! I'm reacting to the bad taste jokes and abuse. What do you want me to do, not stick up for myself? Apologise for not being raised here? 33531[/snapback] Eh, were any of the jokes in that thread about you son? 33533[/snapback] Just how many retards do you think you've fathered?

Your not allowed to say 'West Indian' anymore 33532[/snapback] I have difficulty saying 'dual heritage' though. I like the phrase as its very affirmative but it does sound very PC. His family have no problems with 'West Indian' or 'West Indies' I should add. Anyway to me he's just Rhys. So cock off!

On a serious note, I'm taking my 5 year old nephew (who's half West indian) to his first match against Blackburn on Sunday. I wouldnt do that if I had the first thought he'd be the subject of racial abuse. I'm having a genuine crisis of conscience about taking him to see a Newcastle match (and potentially inflicting that grief on him for the rest of his life), but absolutely no worries that he'd be exposed to any racism.

The voice of experience eh? 33503[/snapback] Homosapien!

Yeah, but you have homosexual orgies on the brain and will take anything to mean that. tbh. 33496[/snapback] Homophobe!

Basically fine but if I'm going to be hypercritical, the last para sounds a bit gay and implies you all want to have a homosexual orgy with him.

*inserts Prince Phillip 'slanty eyed' joke and waits for Foreskin to have a heart attack*

Amazing social record this programme. Fascinating stuff. Everyone will be looking out for what has hapened to Neil. Well my mum will be anyway.

In keeping with the events of the day: "Is it bigger than a breadbin?" "Can I put it in my mouth?"

"White dog shit!"