RobElliott

Watched a bit of Harvey Barnes on the YouTube and he seems to have a decent end product and good turn of pace so thumbs up from me.

Who let the mackems go skinny dipping again, need fired tbh

Feck sake I saw 40+ replies and thought we had signed someone to replace Maxi... Disappointed

For some reason, today, I reinstalled the last Football Manager game I played, which was FM11 and oh my, we had a pretty shocking team back then. The first 11 was decent but absolutely no depth, Shefki Kuqi, Nile Ranger, Mike Williamson, Sol Campbell, Leon Best... It was a nice reminder about how far we have come in the last 18 months and why I have full faith in Eddie, Dan and Mandy this window!

I have it on good authority that we are only going to sign players that Adam P can pronounce. Tonali was just at the limit of that so we are going to be looking at players like Eze going forward

Bit like your photo there eh?

Maddison (or his bird) has agreed terms with Spurs so will finally put to rest the links with us. He never really seemed to put a shift in and when I saw how poor we looked when Longstaff wasn't playing who had put in more hard yards that everyone else I wasn't too keen on having him. I'm very impressed by what I have seen from Tonali on the YouTubes and hopefully we will have another CM, pivot, low blocking 6, 8, 7.2, ball bag or whatever the feck it's called these days soon.

Chelsea's team spirit is going to be shot to pieces again this year with the amount of player turnover. These past 2 seasons

What does that knacker get out of all of this. Its a lot of effort to keep up the charade, does he get money or is it just attention? Then again AdamP/Gemmill quit school to be a professional YouTuber so there must be money in it somewhere

Thought he was Italian

Chicken Nonce reckons we are in advanced talks for Livramento from Southampton. Not sure where we are going to get the money from since we blew our budget on Tonali. Seemingly one proposal on the table is cash plus Maxi, who is free to leave this summer

Regista, that's the person you go to get your wedding certificate signed off by? Or someone on the till at Adsa?

"A psychiatric report found he suffered from an unstable personality disorder and was detached from reality." Surely that's a long winded way of saying he is a member of the mackem message board?

This photo was taken just after Dan threw a tied up Barella into the back of the van and hoyed Maxi out onto the road before closing the boot.

We are going to be playing 2 games a week for most of the season assuming we give the cups a go again next year so there will have to be a bit of rotation.

Does looking at the photos in your old copies of Nuts magazine count as reading?

Don't know anything about this fella but that Milan shirt is foul

He is singing the Portuguese version of this!

We should make an offer of £60m plus Isaac Hayden

Looks like the bus driver must have been overcome by fumes from the dead marshes on the way to Mordor. Hope he recovers!

Barella and Mad Dog seen leaving the Strawberry this evening. Mad dog is confident he is going to sign and was telling him all about Willockinho and former club legends such as Perchino. Maddison has admitted that he is scared of Mad Dog and likely won't sign. Heard it here first lads!

Imagine 4 years ago saying we could be playing in the Champions League vs Real Madrid who have Joselu up front. Madness!

Aye, ASM has known the levels required of Eddie and had a summer to get up to speed. The number of times ASM sat down on the ground after being tackled I am sure drove Eddie mad, compared to the likes of Miggy. AG came from Fat Franks Shite-Show in Jan so has a summer to prove himself and I think he will come good

Jeff Hendrick is a lifelong Liverpool fan!

Have you ever seen a St Maximin in Milan?