RobElliott

This won't end well for Ashworth. He has been shown to have breached contract so if he ever leaves Man U he will find it a lot tougher to get another job at the same level due to prior conduct

How much would you pay to spend an evening with Callum Wilson?

Probably another group of death for us tbh... Except the death comes from trips to dodgy locations in Georgia, Turkey, Serbia etc Can't wait to see Adam P give it large to the Serbian ultras on the Youtubes

Been out all day have we looked ant better with pope?

Aye, Seen the latest Sean Casey transfer video there as well

Hearing chatter from Sky Sports / Metro that Ramsdale has agreed a deal with us? Cant see either him or Pope wanting to be #2

VAR works well in rugby where the ref is mic'ed up, its shown on screen in the stadium and they discuss it publicly, and half the time you can hardly see the ball as its underneath 10 sweaty 20 stone men

Well if we can beat Brentford and Man City can do the job in the final Conference League is nothing to be sniffed at

FYP

Dont forget about the genocide

What are the odds on the full Spurs experience happening: - Us and Chelsea winning last 2 matches - Spurs doing a spurs vs Sheff (5-1 vs us when we went down anyone?) - Man U winning the FA Cup Would be quite funny!

Mrs Wykiki enters the chat

Put it on to see if Tosin was playing but not even on the bench

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36240333

Gaz has obviously been won over by the charm offensive from Eddie and "The chook (TM)" on the overlap and have had a quiet word with Neville to make sure he states that the bald fraud stays on another year

Half the emails were probably about that bitch in the office who keeps turning the heat down, or about the toilets being a biohazard after Erik deposited a footlong and clogged all up to fuck. Now Dave the cleaner is fucked off and emails the rest of his cleaner mates. Meanwhile there is an email trail going around to see who ate Jims yoghurt in the fridge.

Nice of him to take Ryan Frazer and Matt Ritchie out for lunch!

Why are we all overlooking Perchinho as the GOAT?

As a superb finisher he could be the difference between a newly promoted team staying up or going down, granted he wont play every game but if he was playing for the likes of Luton this year they would have definitely stayed up in my opinion

6 points in their last 6 games. Going back to the table after the Chelsea game and we have done some catching up when we were 7 points behind these chumps 7 games ago!

Jobe Bellingham

So that's where santa left his hat...

What's Mrs wykikis opinion on him?

Imagine Will Still coming in as our manager in a few years once Eddie goes off to manage England and lifting the CL The fewm would be off the charts

The coefficient is fecked now, 4 CL places for the Premier League. Silver lining is Spurs likely to miss out on CL again