Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Show's the last time I was back home Where is it now? 141797[/snapback] Northumberland Street, which is now pedestrianised btw 141800[/snapback] It's not that fucking long since I was back there you know! 141801[/snapback] We have hot running water and central heating now too Well, everyone except Scott..... 141856[/snapback] Bastard! I actually don't have hot running water or central heating at the moment as my boiler has packed up. 141873[/snapback] Do you want a quote for a new one? 141878[/snapback] I would say £1000 - £1500 for a combi.

Breaking News, BBC website: AC Milan confirm Shevchenko exit AC Milan striker Andriy Shevchenko will leave the club this summer. The Serie A club offered the striker a contract extension until 2011 but vice president Adriano Galliani announced on Friday Shevchenko will leave the club. Chelsea have been repeatedly linked with the Ukraine international.

Tail collapses. 295 all out Sri Lanka 14-1

I've still got my original England Italia '90 and Euro '96 shirts, and they're in pretty good nick too. Might give them an airing this summer. (Italia'90 one might be a bit tight mind).

They can have Kuyt and we can pair up Owen with Gudjohnsen. Or they can buy Owen and we can use the money towards Kuyt (and maybe Defoe). 141302[/snapback] To be honest, either way works for me. 141303[/snapback] If only it were that simple.

They can have Kuyt and we can pair up Owen with Gudjohnsen. Or they can buy Owen and we can use the money towards Kuyt (and maybe Defoe).

Has Carson been out on loan this season or in Liverpoo stiffs?

Now I know why he's kept quiet, he's thick as pig shit.

Morientes ? "undisclosed fee" 141256[/snapback] A pittance in other words.

He's not really been in the game tbh, just happened to be in the right place for the rebound.

How much did they get for him?

I like Parker, but we did pretty well without him at the end of the season.

Even Kaliber?

I started to watch Prison break but I can't be doing with 22 episode marathons. The americans need to learn it's quality not quantity that counts: Fawlty Towers 12 episodes in total; The Office 14.

Owen.

It was more complicated than that iirc. Think he signed for manu first but then wanted it voiding because he felt he had been pressured into it and signed against his will. Might have had more than one agent as well. Anyway, manu are the winners, £10million for someone who probably won't get anywhere near Chelsea's first team. And £10million is a drop in the ocean to Abramovich so he's probably not bothered either.

Sounds more like a domestic than a random attack. She'd been having her windows put through and car vandalised for the last few months apparently. I'd put money on the killer being an ex or definitely someone who knew her fairly well.

Or even Carlsberg. [/pedant]

He was sacked after a row with Ferguson over the progress and treatment of Rooney according to the Telegraph. Red Face didn't like it that he had said Rooney was making a "perfect recovery" after Ferguson had said it would be a "wild dream" for Rooney to be fit in time. He also didn't like the fact that Mike Stone was in constant contact with the England doctor, Leif Sward.

The journalist for said story is called Dick Balls. Peasepud, is that you??

IF there is anything in it, how many times is he going to be allowed to drag NUFC onto the front pages through bad/stupid/thoughtless behavior?

What about having him bummed to death by Shabaz? That'd learn him.

Yes. And steals their dinner money. They all called him 'Gripper'.

He's being offered on loan to all the Prem clubs supposedly. I'd definitely take him on loan with an option to buy. 140175[/snapback] Man City have first option on him on loan though. 140183[/snapback] There was a bit in the Evening Gazette last night saying we were the only club to have lodged an interest in taking SWP on a season-long loan so far. Not seen it reported anywhere else mind, so probably just filler.