Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Were you Gleneagle on the other board nufc1984?

I live in a fairly narrow street and my neigbour parks a fucking big caravan in it, sometimes for weeks on end.

My first impression is that its a pile of bollocks.

nufc.com Never understood having google as a homepage when you have a search bar.

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It did, but I can't remember them all. Epsom in Surrey was number one. And I think Harrogate was third.

From the line-up I'm guessing 4-3-3 Harper Carr Moore Boumsong Taylor Bowyer Faye Jenas Dyer Ameobi Milner or can Moore play LB leaving Taylor in the middle?

The Horse, Rooney and C.Ronaldo looked really good tonight. They won't want Owen (and Smith has come on for Keane in centre-mid too)

According to Location, Location, Location the five worst places to live in Britain are: 1 Hull 2 Nottingham 3 Strabane (Northern Ireland) 4 Hackney 5 Middlesbrough Smogville faired badly due to the crime, pollution, environment, education standards and health/lifestyle standards

Do they still have the oldest nurses in the world working for the blood transfusion service? From what I remember it was like the medical equivalent of Dads Army when I used to go.

You're right about the temeratures but I'm not sure how long you can keep it for. I think it goes vinegary once the airs got to it.

I've just googled it. Its marketed under the name Moo-Joose

I used to go. I once persuaded a girlfriend to go at uni. They managed to split the vein or something, claret everywhere, ruined white top. She didn't go back. Last time I went was with my brother and a mate and they wouldn't accept any of us. One of us had had alcohol in the preceeding 24 hours, one had paracetamol in the last seven days and one had been on holiday in the caribbean in the last year. Do you still get garibaldi biscuits and kia-ora?

Thats what Tommy Smith used to say about Emyln Hughes.

We used to have a cat that kept doing that with the patio doors. I don't know which was funniest- the 'DOING!!!' noise it made or the dazed and confused expression on the cats face, you could almost see the stars going round her head.

Someone tried selling alcoholic milk in Australia (unsuprisingly) about ten years ago. Don't know if it ever took off.

All this punning is giving me a haddock.

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Heard over the weekend, think it was on 8/10 Cats... President Bush has sent a message up to the space shuttle. He said if they didn't think they were going to make it back safely would they mind aiming for Iran

Does anything taste nicer than the milk left in the bottom of the cereal bowl? If they could bottle that...

Milk with a curry is a good idea. Cools your gob down because the spices are fat-soluble, not water-soluble. Mango Lassi is even better.

Ok, I've changed two things now and everythings groovy: I've ticked JIT compiler for virtual machine enabled (whatever that means) on Internet Options; and I've switched xp firewall off.

I'm more offended by the age of that joke (and the fact I can remember it from the first time around) than the joke itself 8649[/snapback] I know, but there were some top quality poor-taste jokes in the eighties. One of my other favorites was: Who has killed more Indians than John Wayne? Union Carbide.

I'm like that with cyclists. When I'm driving its get off the fucking roads, you don't pay road tax and when I'm walking its get off the fucking pavement you ignorant twats