Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Whats the difference between Londoners and Smarties? Smarties don't melt in the tube

Eight for me too.

Fantastic Test Match, fantastic entertainment. That was the real drama of sport this morning, as the crims edged ever closer to our total knowing one good ball could finish it. Too tense for my liking! Well done to both teams, kept the series alive, looking forward to O.T on thursday. The momentum is with us now.

All the best Jimbo, hope you had a good one (birthday that is, not wank).

Shocked to hear this. 59 is no age really, did he have a history of heart problems or anything? Admired his stance on quitting the cabinet because he felt he couldn't support the war in Iraq.

I can only see us as a pawn in the bidding war, just like the Rooney situation.

I get ripped for supporting NUFC and liking the more voluptuous ladies.

Ditto. BBQ tomo weather permitting.

I seeeee. So it does get hot, I'm just not quick enough.

Why doesn't tin foil get hot in the oven? I've just burnt my thumb on the baking tray and my finger on the pyrex dish. But the tin foil isn't much above room temp?? I thought metals were good heat conductors? Someone explain the science part for me.

I recognise you. From a police photo-fit.

What was it Peter Kay said? Hob-Nobs are the Marines of the biscuit world- Dunk me! Again! Again!

I'll check my internet settings. Just changed ISP so they could have changed??

ZoneAlarm Pro. And XP firewall is switched on too.

Can't use the code buttons for quoting, images etc. They're not working. Clickable smilies not working. 'My Assistant' not working the majority of the time. I've tried using IE and Firefox, is it just me or have others had any probs? Teething troubles? Edit: I also seem to be getting "Done, but with errors on the page" in the status bar quite a lot.

I'm mentally preparing to read: "Newcastle United are not a selling club but the offer was too good to refuse. We could not stand in the young mans way blah, blah blah...." sometime in the next 48 hours

Not entirely suprising. Got to be satisfied with £10million+ for an unhappy player who has under performed for a couple of seasons I suppose. Whats the source SM?

No one will take the mick out of you for that one 7615[/snapback] Especially not me and Jimbo

You talk my language Jimbo

I used to quite like Monica Lewinsky but apparently she's the size of a house now.

You can't polish a turd

Great days cricket. Slightly disappointed with our final total, 450 should have been attainable. Bell and G.Jones in the last chance saloon now. Another failure with the bat in the second innings and I would be thinking about replacing them with Key and Reid.

Your breakfast 'plan' sounds well balanced and sensible. Thats it, from tomorrow back to the special k with banana on top. 7502[/snapback] I love routine.

Pieterson-Flintoff is an important partnership now. Got to get the balance right between racking up the runs and throwing their wickets away. Not much to come after them.