Kitman
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4 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:
There's literally a train in the photo
it’s only useful in one direction
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5 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:
They could’ve cleaned up the piss before she got there.
Looks like a railway station, only less useful
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18 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:
thebrokendoll and his gay mates- pay attention ffs.
He likes to come in the back gate innit fnaar fnaar
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2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:
Do you have any Italian blood?
Not on me, no. Maybe I was thinking of the bright side of the road. Or the clean end of the arse-
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Im a sitter and proud of it. Funnily enough I was originally a stander, but crossed to the sunny side of the street when we had the original thread about this, which was probably about 10 years ago (shudder)
You just can’t fault the logic of sitting to wipe. Unless you have some kind of deformity, in which case you deserve sympathy
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14 hours ago, Gemmill said:
RobinRobin will be along soon from the top of his mountain in New Zealand to tell us that his kiwi hermit lifestyle means he hasn't had it yet. But quite honestly, he can just fuck off.
I had Omicron about 3 months ago. And I actually live in New Zealand.
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5 hours ago, Renton said:
MF schooled in punctuation by the.convicts.
Convict’s apparently
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13 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:
Do you mean personality or dropping death farts in the changing room?
Either way- get rid
The latter. Been at the sauerkraut innit-
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3 hours ago, Holden McGroin said:
ManUre have done us if these details are correct. Firstly they wanted to screw us over on Lingard. Now they want him on loan for free (ish) and probably won't buy him in the summer. Plus if Pope gets injured or has a drop in form he is far superior to Darlow.
Bad deal for NUFC.
Pure speculation on my part but I wonder if hes turned toxic and Howe is desperate to get him out asap
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3 hours ago, ewerk said:
I can’t imagine we were ushering him out the door so the player must have made it clear he wanted to go. But there’s bound to have been other PL clubs where he’d be going in as No.1 so to go to Old Trafford knowing he’s not going to start is strange.
It is very strange. I can only imagine hes been promised something as it makes no sense to go from being a bench warmer to being a bench warmer
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3 hours ago, Toonpack said:
Sexualy transmitted inbred diseases ?
Sticking todger in daughter?
I’ll get me coat
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1 hour ago, Gemmill said:
Aye when you reach for the Philips and realise you need the standard head instead.
I’d be happy with standard head in her case
* baddumtish *
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1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:
Bruce would be hilarious Unfinished business. Or maybe unfinished bacon
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I wonder if Wilson is destined for the subs bench when he’s fit again. If he consistently starts, he consistently gets injured
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5 hours ago, Footywithuti said:
Evening everyone, hope you're doing well! I've just done a short video (5 odd minutes) detailing everything you need to know about Alexander Isak for those interested. Make no mistake about it, this kid is a truly special talent. I'd be happy to answer any questions you may have and hope you find this informative. Cheers and have a good one, exciting times in Tyneside at the minute and no fan base which deserves it more in English football!
I thought that was pretty good actually
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It’s probably been said already, but the sort of players we’ve been after also want to play in the champions league. It’s not as simple
as waving money around, we have to convince them we can meet their ambitions….after being a club with no ambition and a track record of failure and mediocrity for 15 years.
But yeah, we can change all that in 2 or 3 windows.
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WBA lost tonight in the second round of the EFL cup. To Derby, who are in L1 and nearly went out of existence recently. Well fancy that.
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I see both he has two strikers out with injuries already. Fancy that. It’s not too early to complain about being down to the bare bones, is it?
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1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:
I'm just thinking, is there any actual managers on here, and I don't mean managing young kids like Craig does? I mean actual professional managers? Or coaches? Scouts? I'm guessing there probably isn't so in which case WHO GIVES A FUCKING MONKEY'S TOSS ABOUT XG etc?
Can you not just watch a game and enjoy it and have an opinion on a player without the need for a fucking excel sheet telling you what you've watched? Or do we need to be clever bastards to try and win arguments on social media and whatever? Honestly, man. I totally see the benefit TOP FUCKING CLUBS might get out of it but none of us work for top clubs in that capacity so if you're on the Excel presentation YouTube videos LOOK AWAY NOW and just enjoy the game. Even the arguments on here about it, pro and con......who fucking cares? Fish and gemmill think it's cush, most of us don't give a fuck, how's this still going on?
@PaddockLad Now that's what you call 'comedy anger'.
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11 hours ago, Renton said:
I've hit rock bottom. At leatI hope I have. Mentioned before about my alcohol addiction problems., well now I have surpassed myself. Went on holiday to the Lakes and have been been on an 11 day bender since. Got so bad I have not eaten for 6 days. Now constant vomiting which I can't shift. Bloody. diarrhoea too.
Anyway referred to an alcohol addiction clinic, but my withdrawals are so severe that tomorrow I am going to check myself in to A and E for inpatient treatment. Stand a good chance of losing my family and job. I'm really messed up. Feel so ashamed. But really want this to be a turning point. Fuck this addiction. Was doing really before or so I thought, with several months completel abstention. Then in the space of 11 days I completely fucked up. Truth be told I feel like killing myself. If my wife doesn't do it for me first.
Tagging @Meenzer for advice, but think my problem are worse than h. faced. Ffs.
I’m really sorry to hear you’re suffering. Wishing you all the best, I know its a cliche but it really is one day at a time. The people who love you will still love and support you.
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These women are going to become household names. Especially the blonde one with the nice arse whose name I forget.
I’ll get me coat
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Anyway I’ve been following it closely and winning the world cup is a great thing for the women’s game. So jolly well done!
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Well done to the England ladies, a great achievement. I just hope with all this excitement that they didn’t forget to get tea ready and do the ironing before they left for Wembley
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I don’t know who this crap is aimed at. The fans know he’s a shit manager employed by a shit owner at a desperate time in our history. Nothing will ever change that. If he’s remembered at all, it will be a base line for clueless managers we all hated.
Edit: I’d add that if I was a non NUFC fan I wouldnt be interested in the cunt. He’s a small time manager who’s pretty much failed everywhere he’s been,and has left hated by a large portion of the fanbase.
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Yes Gemmill...
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There’s a new star in heaven tonight (* sob *). If we get the fucking holiday.