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Linesman spared someone a burst intestine there. Good lad.

Are you at home, it's on BBC you know, Arkwright?

Brilliant save.

I thought he got a toe on it based on the last replay they showed. VAR disagree.

Such a stupid challenge that. Penalty to Man City.

Let's not send the keeper off here ffs.

It's almost as if there's a benefit to playing above walking pace.

Canny goal.

Man City look like they're setting out their stall to bore the absolute nipples off everyone.

He had a severe concussion as a player, travelled to the next game with the squad but failed to turn up to a team meeting. One of the squad was sent to find him and he was collapsed on the deck. Brain haemorrhage, had to have surgery and then a long road back - had to relearn how to walk and speak, etc.

The BBC pundits immediately into whether someone should come in and buy Eze ffs.

Watching the build up and I don't like the one Palace fan I know, but I think I'd quite like to see them win. Just to break up the sheer monotony of Man City doing it, and to get them back for letting Man United win it last year. Their manager seems a canny bloke - didn't know that story about how his playing career ended. Eze seems a nice enough lad too.

"The overlords of heads-down, no-nonsense group masturbation." Copyright Al Needham, Chart Music Podcast.

Here we go again. Like watching Status Quo have a group wank.

We need 3 points for CL. 4 points is no more use to us than 3 from a CL qualification point of view. We'd still have to win our last game to be sure. So baaaallls to taking a point now, let's get the three we need tomorrow or get beat trying.

We're still 3rd with a game in hand on the teams in 4th and 5th. They both won last night and they still sit below us. We need to get past this idea that we're probably going to be the ones to blow it, because the evidence really isn't there for it.

I think Botman will start. Howe never really properly committed to the notion that he wouldn't be available in the press conference.

Asda ayusses. #boldonrepresent

Totally agree Andrew. Toonpack, if you want to PM me any articles or links you want to post in future, I'll be happy to vet them for you.

"Well EXCUSE ME for wanting to be involved in what certainly appeared to be a perfectly legitimate Nigerian investment opportunity!"

Er excuse me, SOME SWEDES have also been talking about it.

BOOM! Never too early in the day for that classic. That's set me up for the day, thanks.

Also I'm sure his bonus is heavily dependent on final league position and CL qualification. So he'll neither have it yet, nor will anyone know how much it is. I'm afraid that what we're seeing here is just another credulous pensioner becoming the victim of evil scammers.

The article reads like it's been generated by AI.