Gemmill

Or Boston Legal.

The stuff that he's denied? I didn't know he'd denied it, 2Twats!

I picture your mother shifting uncomfortably in her seat upon reading that.

Speaking of Tyson - anyone see the stuff over the weekend about Lewis making a comeback to fight Klitschko (sp)?

That Georgie bird always wins though for some reason, even though she looks like she's done a good few rounds with Tyson.

Urgh!

Funnily enough, no, I can't answer that one.

Aye, you can get stereos with DAB on them these days (no idea what that AA thing is). From canny cheap an'all - Tesco were doing a little one a while back. It probably wasn't great, but the prices are obviously coming down.

You know it's raining men...YEAHHHHHHH! Alex's favourite song. FACT!

What about that gay porn flick you did? Wouldn't even put that in his top 500 to be honest. Silence, foofmuncher!

Is that right? The dorty slappa!

And what's more, it's a bit rich 2J trying to take the credit for Brando's performance in the Godfather.

Don't link me to articles like that, nerd boy, or I shall smite you!

I've never been in one.

I've got one an'all. Huge difference. Especially if you're listening to MW.

Aye, McLean's alright an'all.

Not much chance of this kid breeding tbh. Even if he found a lass willing to go looking for his cock, chances are she wouldn't find it.

Don't reckon there's much chance of that happening unfortunately. You're right though, if they set it at £10 for adults and a fiver for kids, they could have 40k + there. It just doesn't seem to register with them though - they'd sooner take the guaranteed 25-30k at double the price.

She was complaining that "all we've been given is advice" as well. Obviously advice like "stop feeding him shit" doesn't cut it when you want an easy fix to the problem. Especially when you don't bother to act on the advice.

I suspect darling Connor chucks a tantrum and tells his mam he doesn't want to go. Obviously she does as she's told. I mean what else can she do? Probably more like: "Do you want to go?" "Omnyomnyomnyom.....No.....omnyomnyomnyom" "Ok. Don't speak with your mouth full." FYP

I suspect darling Connor chucks a tantrum and tells his mam he doesn't want to go. Obviously she does as she's told. I mean what else can she do?

Another thing she claims is that people just give him snacks in the street. She lives in Wallsend ffs, who's handing out snacks to the fat kid in the street in Wallsend?? If I was homeless and starving I'd be fucking livid at this revelation!

Aye, another quote from her was "In a way I hope it is an illness then I can give him a tablet and make things better." Aye of course you do, you lazy cow. Anything easy where you can just snap your fingers and have to make no changes whatsoever to your life or parenting skills would be ideal, wouldn't it?

He should bring out an exercise video.

An 8 year old can't comfort eat if he doesn't have that food at hand though, can he? It's not like he's earning or doing the grocery shop. If the mother stopped buying shit, and started getting fruit in, he'd sharp find something healthier that he could stomach. If not, he's certainly got some reserves there to keep him going for a bit.