Gemmill

SHABBA!

He'll just stand and rub his legs Vic Reeves style.

Fucking hell, listen to Billy Elliott. Like I feel a change in my whole body. And I've got this fire in my body. I'm just there. Flyin' like a bird. Like electricity. Yeah, like electricity.

The whole "getting away from the charvas" thing. Two things - firstly, if you want to create an atmosphere, then to an extent you can't be too choosy about who comes and sits next to you. If you find that the other people who want to be in a singing area of the ground are charvers then you just have to go with it - there's no sense designating an area of the ground as the singing area, then moving when you attract a decent number of people that want to sing. Also, they should have considered this when everyone was telling them that the name had negative connotations etc. You're going to attract dickheads if you call yourself the ultras. I don't know any of the lads who set this thing up, but you can tell they set it up for all the right reasons and good luck to them with it, but if you pick a name like that then you run the risk of attracting mongs who want to be part of a gang of ultras. When that happens, you can't run away to another part of the ground.

Says Patrick Swayze. You've got an unfair advantage tbf. The afro suggests to me that you possess rhythm. I just have to hear the first chords of 'Time of my life' and its like Come Dancing. Literally in the case of Snakies pants Nobody puts snakey in the corner.

bobby, didn't you post the same joke about a month ago?

I don't even get to see it cos I'm at work.

Maybe they should place hymn books on their pew's then Hark the heeeeerald ultras siiiiing, Glory toooo my sovereign ring.

Somebody youtube a Night at The Roxbury scene and let snakey know what we mean.

Says Patrick Swayze. You've got an unfair advantage tbf. The afro suggests to me that you possess rhythm.

I can see snakey doing Night At The Roxbury style bumping dancing on this poor lass.

Change your photo in your profile to a ginga one to give us all a laugh, Spuggy!

Lucky barstewards. I assume you mean your ma and pa, and not dad and Pedro?

Where are yous off, ginga moggie?

Old enough to be your bairn, snakey. FACT!

We've definitely got a chance. The next tie will probably be a harder game than any we'll get in the QF. That's the thing with the UEFA Cup, there's plenty mediocre sides still in it even at this stage.

And yet still he has people willing to part their cheeks for him on NO.

Aye the Air Traffic Control argument basically pwns all. They would either have to be in on it, or they would have had to somehow manage to make something appear on the radar screens a) as big as a plane, b ) initially on the same flightpath as the plane, c) have it veer off this flightpath and head for the pentagon d) make the original flight disappear from radar screens. Not to mention the fact that the airline would have had to be complicit in all of this too. I don't even know how anyone can believe in this missile theory in the face of these very obvious points.

I'm guessing the former. Do you not regard wekends as time off? I'll have to put some graft in this weekend like. Still got an inordinate amount of words to write. Just copy and paste chunks off here as filler.

Who be dat?

I cannot believe this show has an audience above 14 years old.

I'll come out and say I am absolutely certain it was a plane, the same plane that was hijacked by fanatical islamic terrorists, the same plane that was tracked on radar and disappeared over the pentagon, the same plane terrified passengers made phone calls from to their loved ones, the same plane that was witnessed by dozens of eye witnesses flying low and hitting the pentagon, and the same plane whose fragments can clearly be seen in the penthouse. No hedging from me there, shame about the conspiracists.

I wasn't at the crash site so couldn't possibly comment on that.

1. My plans to do some work to make the day pass quicker are crumbling. 2. I can see today dragging as a result. 3. The canteen opens in half an hour and I'm considering a bacon sarnie. 4. I had Coco Shreddies for breakfast already, so I'm basically just being a pig. 5. Home time seems like a lifetime away.

How do you get kicked out of pubs in Hartlepool? They have a monkey for a mayor. Surely anything goes!?