Gemmill

Aye, you can get stereos with DAB on them these days (no idea what that AA thing is). From canny cheap an'all - Tesco were doing a little one a while back. It probably wasn't great, but the prices are obviously coming down.

You know it's raining men...YEAHHHHHHH! Alex's favourite song. FACT!

What about that gay porn flick you did? Wouldn't even put that in his top 500 to be honest. Silence, foofmuncher!

Is that right? The dorty slappa!

And what's more, it's a bit rich 2J trying to take the credit for Brando's performance in the Godfather.

Don't link me to articles like that, nerd boy, or I shall smite you!

I've never been in one.

I've got one an'all. Huge difference. Especially if you're listening to MW.

Aye, McLean's alright an'all.

Not much chance of this kid breeding tbh. Even if he found a lass willing to go looking for his cock, chances are she wouldn't find it.

Don't reckon there's much chance of that happening unfortunately. You're right though, if they set it at £10 for adults and a fiver for kids, they could have 40k + there. It just doesn't seem to register with them though - they'd sooner take the guaranteed 25-30k at double the price.

She was complaining that "all we've been given is advice" as well. Obviously advice like "stop feeding him shit" doesn't cut it when you want an easy fix to the problem. Especially when you don't bother to act on the advice.

I suspect darling Connor chucks a tantrum and tells his mam he doesn't want to go. Obviously she does as she's told. I mean what else can she do? Probably more like: "Do you want to go?" "Omnyomnyomnyom.....No.....omnyomnyomnyom" "Ok. Don't speak with your mouth full." FYP

I suspect darling Connor chucks a tantrum and tells his mam he doesn't want to go. Obviously she does as she's told. I mean what else can she do?

Another thing she claims is that people just give him snacks in the street. She lives in Wallsend ffs, who's handing out snacks to the fat kid in the street in Wallsend?? If I was homeless and starving I'd be fucking livid at this revelation!

Aye, another quote from her was "In a way I hope it is an illness then I can give him a tablet and make things better." Aye of course you do, you lazy cow. Anything easy where you can just snap your fingers and have to make no changes whatsoever to your life or parenting skills would be ideal, wouldn't it?

He should bring out an exercise video.

An 8 year old can't comfort eat if he doesn't have that food at hand though, can he? It's not like he's earning or doing the grocery shop. If the mother stopped buying shit, and started getting fruit in, he'd sharp find something healthier that he could stomach. If not, he's certainly got some reserves there to keep him going for a bit.

Imagine the strain on the heart of an 8 year old kid lugging 14 stone around with him. It's a wonder he hasn't keeled over yet. Although apparently he can't walk any sort of distance without making himself ill. "Eeee burree just won't eat vegetables, so what can a do?"

14 stone at 8 years old. Anyone see the programme on him last night. His mother is a fucking idiot. "At the end of the day, what are you supposed to do when you've got a child that just won't eat healthy food? If I give him anything else he slams doors and throws tantrums. I can't starve him, so I have to just feed him what he wants." The lad has knackered 5 beds and 4 bikes and is well on his way to serious heart problems, and his brain donor mother just keeps giving him chips, curries, crisps and whatever he demands. Anyway, what do people think about the prospect of him being taken into care? I think it would be awful for the kid to be taken away from his family, but the mother is basically killing him, and showing no signs of stopping, so what can they do. It's basically child abuse.

The similarities between West Ham and what we've done for the last 10 years - sacking managers prematurely then throwing money at the new one - are completely and utterly lost on Leazes. You couldn't make it up.

Yeah I'll find a picture of that geek Mark Warr for you. "And in other news.......it has come to my attention that I'm a total drip!"

Before fucking what? What is so hard to understand here? If you haven't had a relationship for 10 years plus because things aren't good, what is the difference between when they alive and not in contact and dead and not in contact? Fucking mormons! Fuck's sake man, wind your neck in. We've established that you don't plan on contacting your dad. Believe it or not, this advice isn't directed solely at you.

Well, Gemma, YOU provide a link saying that you either accept - or not - that replacement directors could be better or worse than the current ones. Do you think they will be automatically better, or are you prepared to accept worse ones ? You find a link saying that you don't like to be anally battered by big black men. If you can't I'll assume that you do. Is that how this works?