Gemmill

I've taken the German out once. I'll do it again. I've got special plans for the Manc though.

What were you playing like Wacky? That place is rammed with Chinese btw. They must empty the tills into their skyrockets on Stowell Street and straight into Aspers to blow it all.

Not when they stick a flyer over their bottle though. Scuppered!

I'm here til half four. I'll see your 3.5 hours and raise you another 3.5.

Fucking half 3. This is desperate.

You and your mate must look like proper Harry Ramps.

Nah that'll be it Zath. You da MAN!

Incompetence =/= conspiracy.

Is that right? Who says it and in what context? Nice one, if true, cos it's been annoying me.

It's happening again. It was half 1 fucking ages ago!

So rude!

Fucking hell Parky, another own goal! Do you have any credible sources for your stories?

IS IT SAFE?

Parky's Deep Throat provided him with the article. The two meet on opposite ends of the same bench in Exhibition Park and exchange information. The one overlooking the band stand. Sometimes his source doesn't arrive. Sometimes he is drunk. Most times he has shit himself.

Asked him if a mackem watermark is a shit stain.

I'll text my sister's mackem boyfriend with this. He's one of the fucking idiots who still thinks they're in a position to take the piss out of us on footballing matters. He even comments when we don't fill the ground - Jesus wept!

north west on the map marra North of London, aye. It's not in the north of the country though. Nee Jack Palance.

No, "the hits just keep on comin'". What's that off?

Is that serious?

I don't know if that's a line from the movie or if you're now trying to come on to me.

Manchester is in the Midlands. That's all I know. No way is that North.

This is getting gay. I'm gonna hate the brakes you'll fly right by.

Or can i? Gemmill, if you screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong! Wellsy, you're everyone's problem. That's because every time you go on these forums, you're unsafe. I don't like you because you're dangerous.

Take your Midlands chat elsewhere lads. It's not wanted around here.

How many times can one man watch The Good, The Bad and The Ugly??