Gemmill

Aye cos you're shagging the bassist or something.

I used to do the audit of Bechtel (the big nasty construction company in the US that Michael Moore isn't too fond of). Some of the monumental balls-ups they would make on projects were incredible. I was working on a construction project of theirs where they were building a bridge in New Jersey. Sat in my hotel room watching the news when up pops a news story about this bridge. It had only completely collapsed into the river they were building it over. It meant I didn't have to hang around any longer in New Jersey though.

Matty can't bear it when people don't like the Arctic Monkeys like.

I agree. Downloaded the album, listened to it a few times. Not impressed.

He's gonna get 'miserabled' in a minute if he doesn't accept it and get on with posting something decent. BTW Gerrard, all the posts in protest on here don't count, so I'll be adjusting your post tally accordingly... 193949[/snapback] Shitbag tbh 193955[/snapback] Aye well I'm minding the bairn this afternoon and he's emptied all the CDs out of their cases so I'm not in the best of moods! 193957[/snapback] I bet he's the sort of bairn that would mix up your entire My Documents folder without so much as a by your leave!

The England dressing room was meant to be a nightmare under Hussein's captaincy, wasn't it? I can see how that would be hard like. Especially going away for months on end and having to live amongst all the cliques and that.

Something tells me that these two aren't keen readers.

In a word, no! It costs money to run this place, the games take up plenty of bandwidth so therefore it either costs the members to play them or they put something back in (i.e. sensible posts). He's not been banned, he's just had his post count altered as punishment. If he (and you for that matter) want to contribute to this place with good sensible posts then you'll be rewarded when you get to 50 posts with access to the arcade. Jesus christ, I bet you're the type of bloke who would knock on his neighbour's front door and ask him to remove the encryption from his wireless router as you can no longer hack into his broadband. Freeloader! 193933[/snapback] Nerd-tastic analogy 193939[/snapback] I bet you're the type who would create a DNS server problem, bringing down the entire network and causing me to have to re-format all the machines in the department!

Craig I'd put the pair of them on minus infinity tbh.

I know what you mean. He just likes spending time with his family/mates though and isn't a big time Charlie. He's pretty shy too. 193932[/snapback] Aye I think what I meant really was what you were trying to say - if I was a professional cricketer I would be loving the trips abroad and all the opportunities it afforded me, knowing that a day at work involved playing sport. He doesn't come across as a big time Charlie.

Please don't fellate his ego any more it's big enough and about to blow. 193925[/snapback] Fellate away.

Vaughan reckons Harmison won't play past 30. Reckons he'll make enough to live the easy life in the North East and then pack in because he hates the travel too much. Crazy if you ask me - you'd have to have something wrong with you to pine for Ashington at the best of times, but a grown man in his mid to late 20s ffs.

The point is that you contribute to the forum if you want to play the games, knobsock. Did he think spamming with one letter responses to things wouldn't get him marked out as a total bellend?

Aye his last carer used to give him the odd slap every now and again. Shocking really. manc-mag sent catmag one of those text-to-landline things once with the computerised voice going: "Don't be fooled by the wheels that I've got. I'm still I'm still Steven from the block."

You're going to get banned you stupid dickhead. Is it so much to ask that you post 50 posts with some sensible content you total fucking moron?

Mods, set this pillock's post count to minus 5000 and then when he gets there ban him from accessing the arcade forum anyway.

He doesn't like McCurry either.

He just doesn't like curry tbh. Went home from Pakistan for a family emergency. Went home from India with an illness. Now he won't be going back to India, but will be fine to go to Australia.

Jesus how have they managed to get this so horribly wrong?

My sister was a bitch! One of her favourite tricks if she got in from school before me and it was raining/snowing/freezing, was to put the chain on the front door. When I got home and tried to get in the chain would stop me, and she would come running to the front door and tell me to go to the shop and get her some chocolate/a magazine/whatever because if I didn't, the chain was staying on, and I was staying out in the cold.

I have 2 brothers and a sister. My nephew is an only child. I adore him to bits, bot boy, what a little shit 193816[/snapback] Is that his name?

If he doesn't start with N'Zogbia on the pitch, he's not doing his job properly.

No. One sister.

I was talking to a lad I play football with and he couldn't believe I'd been to Amsterdam on 3 separate occasions and never been with a prostitute. 193784[/snapback] Totally different mindset man. I've only ever been as far as Schiphol, but if I do go to Amsterdam it'll not be for that. 193788[/snapback] It's a nice place. Dead 'touristy' like, but worth a visit. It's spot on for a city break as there are loads of flights from Newcastle and it's only about an hour away. I'd give the ferry a miss though. 193793[/snapback] Aye not a big fan of ferrys. Got the Seacat over to Belfast once and it was dead rough. Sat outside in the cold so that I could see the horizon and didn't get sick, but when I went back in as we came into dock, you would have thought someone had uncorked a bottle of the ebola virus on board. Sick everywhere, people staggering around like green-faced zombies, a kid spewing over a railing onto a table below. It was just a scene of mass destruction.