Gemmill

Haway we can't just link to all threads on the mackems board man. They'll be getting big heads.

There was one on a Watford board a couple of years back where this lass calling herself Bimbo83 or something joined to announce that her bloke, who posted on the board, had been cheating on her - can't remember if she'd caught something off him as a result or not. Anyway it became this massive thread where people from all over the place joined to post on it, and F365 even made T-shirts. The lad in question was on holiday at the time, so came home to all of it. It was quality but I don't have a link - assume it's gone by now actually.

Nah, I'm not buying any of that like. I don't think this lass is involved at all. Besides, believing the above means that SMO didn't text his weapon to a skinhead, and I'm not prepared to entertain that thought.

By the way, never satisfied, Peasepud also said on the phone that "now's the time to really step things up", so fuck knows what else he's got in mind.

The latest: Just spoke to peasepud there. He arranged another meet at Blockbusters. Anyway, the same lad turns up and starts frantically searching through the Harry Potter DVDs for his money. Peasepud got a photo of him mid-search at this stage. Anyway, by this point he assumes that this lad has sussed that he's being led on a merry chase, so he goes down the street, gets into his car and drives toward the lad and stops to take a photo. Apparently the dopey get just stood there staring at him, but the second dopey get (Peasepud ) was laughing so much that the photo he took is shite! Anyway, I don't know how (presumably he followed him) but he now knows where the lad lives and has a photo of his house. He's on his way home soon so more to follow from him. Apologies in advance to J69 if this is a bit low-brow for him.

Happy birthday lads.

How many died? I saw loads go down like. It's not a nice race to watch like.

False start. At least they haven't completely ballsed it up this time though.

Nearly 30,000 views. Jesus wepticles.

Have you seen the state of him these days? Jesus, he was always an ugly bugger but he looks ancient and he's only got 3 or 4 teeth on the bottom row which makes him talk like someone's grandda. He's on the BBC Grand National coverage.

Jeez just go and frighten the poor bloke why don't you, we said abcess not tumour !!!!! Although on second thoughts....................... 117374[/snapback] peopel forget just how close their teeth are to their brain - the wife of a guy at work had real headaches, eye problems etc etc and eventually it was traced to a jaw infection 117683[/snapback] Yep, I have had to see a Neurologist recently and he thinks i am getting headaches due to a problem with my jaw. 117717[/snapback] Slackness?

Just got a text from Peasepud: "I've got him! He's in Blockbuster now" Sent one back asking if he's got a photo and he says he's getting one in a minute.

Make that 5 defeats on the bounce.

It's SMO man.

PP & themags, what did you actually put in the books? Or should I ask the Durham Trickster himself?

cheeky git!!!!!! 117721[/snapback] So that's you then. Lanky arsehole. You look like the sort to be using prossa's i reckon. 117727[/snapback]

Either Smooth or Wacky surely? IP check?

The "Durham Trickster" is posting. Here we go..........

This lad must be thick as fuck. Agree with the Fish. Whatever happens this time, photos are a must. You know what he looks like now so you should be able to pick him out easy enough.

Sima, you could always post your teams so we know what the definitive best ones are and can lock the thread.

Fuck off! I don't know what's worse - taking a photo of your own or someone elses. Good work anyway though. Oh and Wacky, I agree on banning J69. I'm not up for indiscriminate bannings but the lad is such a tool, I'd be all for it.

Good question. And peasepud and themags have both gone quiet - are they back out being the Hardy boys? Haway SMO, you're lurking but you're not posting - your public awaits.

Better arcades in Leeds? 117655[/snapback] Better lemonade. 117656[/snapback] Looks like he's gone, the fucking Pinball Wizard.

Better arcades in Leeds?

Either way you're still playing on an arcade in your garage whether your mates from Laser Quest come round or not.