Gemmill

Thanks for the advice. If it was up to you this thread would have been over on page one man, you wacky funster you!

I can't believe I have either......in fact, I DON'T believe I have.....in fact I HAVEN'T. You've just made that up man! Rent boy.

Nope, but he employs them.

On a similar note....not a revenge story....a mate of mine was staying at a hotel in Spain, and like some of these places do, the hotel had a sort of pet parrot that would sit and squawk in its cage and talk to people as they went past. Anyway, he came home one night mortal and decided in his pissed state, after a brief chat with the parrot, that he needed to set it free. He opened the cage and was swinging it around trying to convince the parrot to get out.....only he accidentally let go, threw it in the pool, and both cage and parrot sunk to the bottom. I shouldn't laugh, but. He didn't even dive in to try and save it. Anyway they had the police in the next day and he was questioned along with most of the people staying at the hotel, but he managed to keep a straight face and got away with parrot murder!

Thick as mince though but.

I had a look at the Coconut Man link you posted last week, but I couldn't work out what it was all about. Now I know!

LM is gonna go SPARE!

He's starting to show some promising signs. I liken it to a coma patient moving a finger or fluttering an eyelid. Who knows, one day he might actually wake up all together.

That was me. You're fucking pissed 118238[/snapback] Enjoy your seat right next to the Toon fans mate? I'm surprised you managed to keep your composure when that bloke just in front of you was getting slaughtered before kick off by a few Toon fans just along from me shouted all sorts of paedo related abuse at him! 118276[/snapback] i was spotted??? That guy was a cunt lol. Did you see me cheering when shola scored? When i went to get my ticket they said "where do you want to sit" i said "where's available" and they said "any part of the stadium" Testa Mora sat beside me in the second half 118335[/snapback] So ...she a looker then? 118385[/snapback] Well you spotted me, so make your own mind up! 118447[/snapback] That's a blatant no.

Is it ok with Rob W if we're pleased that we beat Boro, or should we have wanted them to win what with them representing the country in Europe blah blah etc? I do hope I haven't made myself look "ridiculous" again.

As Ray Parker Jr once nearly said: I ain't scared of no birds.

Whilst that would be funny, it sounds about as legal as what he's doing.

Evidently the German press have reported that Ottmar farted today and it sounded like Tooooooon in a raspy sort of way. I guess the baord is inundated with the believers trying to divine what this arse-cheek portent means 118263[/snapback]

How so?

Obviously this is based solely on what I heard on the radio (which means fuck all really), but it sounded to me like he was constantly losing possession.

Has anyone heard what he said? Lockwood said this on Magic but I haven't heard what he had to say....

This week then? Have we decided that's when it'll be?

I want Man United to catch Chelsea, but I don't want Spurs in the CL, so it's a bit of a weird one today. I just think with Everton last year, you knew there would be no long term benefit of them qualifying for the CL, but I could see Spurs under Jol really taking advantage of the increased revenue and exposure to kick on and leave us behind them.

10th, I think.

70,908 at Old Trafford today. New Premiership record. Forking hell!

Anyone watching the Man U game? I've got the sound off and didn't see the whole incident, but how did they not get a penalty for Toure pretending to be the keeper a few minutes ago? And how is Toure still on the pitch?

Don't know if anyone was listening btw, but Lockwood was saying on Magic before the game that he got the impression from talking to Roeder that this was gonna be his last game.

Listen to those fucking gimps singing pigbag.

It's not a derby but I always want to beat them. It's close enough to have to deal with the annoying wankers if they win.

I'd be happy with the Viduka that played against Basel last week, but I can't help but think he'll be back to his disinterested, porky self once the World Cup's over. He looks like he's lost about 2 stone in the last 3 or 4 month.