Gemmill

PS Dave would still rather have a pint with Klopp.

When good bogans turn bad. Pop the collar on that sleeveless denim jacket. Aka the Aussie mic-drop.

Size of that kid's hands. He could strangle two people at once.

"Thongs" they call them.

Serves them right tbh.

That McKinlay bloke got his limbs (which cost £100k) from some private company, I believe. Assume they were given foc. Hard to hate on the bloke thought. At least for the time being.

She's a horror. The fact she's a priest as well is off the charts.

I liked Solo. A standalone film about Han Solo where the main actor pulls off a very solid Harrison Ford as Han Solo impression. Nothing not to like.

Good man. Did you steal a flag?

It is starting to look like it might be about to happen.

Just coming on here to say Peston now reckons there'll be an early election. Et tu Pestei! Judi Love will be wounded.

Victory is ours!

Get in, saved their first! Our keeper's been on the melatonin.

Commentator was just saying that the winning captain will be presented with a gold sleeveless denim jacket, in tribute to Australia's traditional dress.

Seems like they've treated Tommy Toucher pretty shabbily

Binning Poch and replacing him with Kompany would be (do the next bit in a Kenny Everett American accent) SO TODD BOEHLY! Also wtf are Bayern sniffing around Kompany for?

Lucas De Bolle is on. 🚨🚨🚨PADDOCKLAD HOME TOWN ANECDOTES KLAXON. BRACE POSITION! 🚨🚨🚨

So this is what's going on then. Short arse plans to argue that we sent him on gardening leave before he'd indicated he wanted to accept the Man United job, we're waving around an email saying but you had accepted it, you just hadn't bothered your arse to tell your employer. Also, I don't think there's anything that says we have to wait for him to accept the role. As soon as we know he's in contact with a competitor, I'd assume we're allowed to enforce his gardening leave. Obviously lawyers will know best on this, but it seems a weak basis for arbitration. He might be getting bounced into it by arrogant Jim, and that's why Man United are saying they'll pay his legal costs.

Everything that's going on and this vain little cunt is worried about his feet.

Finding Nemo seagulls flying round the MCG. "Mate MATE mate MATE. MATE. MATE"

Whatever happens, Dan Ashworth is not having a good time at the minute, and that's just fine with me.

Fucking amazing that inflation returning close to target is seen as as good as it gets for this lot.