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I don't agree with that. It's almost certain that he didn't think getting carded was anything like trying to actually affect a result - it isn't really only in an instance when you also accidentally get sent off. He's not booting it into his own net or anything. He's been incredibly stupid but I don't think it should end your career.

I put it off after five minutes. I hope they didn't charge much for it.

The advertising hoarding are running an ad for a company called Kennard Hire which goes: Do we make your job easy? KEN OATH!

It's a Tory seat. THEY sounded like the Tories, not me. Anyway check out the latest news on your boy De Bolle!

De Bolle can't even get a start man. Must be some shithole that kid comes from.

All-Stars 1 - 0 No-Stars

We're 1-0 down in the land down under.

Latest vox pops on BBC, we heard from the woman who runs the "Isn't She Lovely" ladies boutique in Brigg. Proper Little Britain stuff.

Aye I don't do that. I just sit and silently fume.

Evergreen clip.

Keep that sexy talk for the date.

Is everyone looking forward to the wait between the press confirming we've signed a player, and the club confirming it. All because it takes some kid at the club 3 days to make a 40 second video about it.

I'm not going out with Klopp to facilitate you and Fish having a date.

Come on bitch, you've got to edit these urls.

Yes to Darius. I came to Atlanta really late but it's class. Van is sensational too.

The Boys is coming back soon.

Refusing to give to charity in a technicality. Let's give him another 5 years.

This bloke.

Guardian reporting that West Ham think his career will be over if found guilty. Seems wild that would end your career when Mason Greenwood still has one.

Nice one! Season 3 though innit? And yes Fallout was really good.

Silo is good too.

Rigby and Jess Phillips both saying they'd heard there was more sleaze about to break regarding people close to Sunak so he just went "fuck it" and pulled the trigger. I don't know whether we now won't find out those things cos it's an election, or whether they'll still come out during the campaign, but there you go.

Is he being charged with both placing a bet AND then trying to make that bet pay out by getting carded? Bruno would be the fucking MASTER at this, given he can clearly turn the bookings on and off at will.

I fucking love the cozzie livs. What a country man. Platty joobs, cozzie livs and genny lec.

Paqueta Tayto's.