Gemmill

Good lad. Calling JHB out on her own channel.

What is it with our pole vaulters? The last one used to do this too, but this one has the leading height this year and was a proper medal hope. She nearly landed in the pole pit on her last effort.

Priti Patel is so far the only one of the Tory candidates who has picked Farage up on his bullshit letter that he's posted. She actually seems to give a fuck about what's going on, unlike the rest of them.

Molly Caudery out of the pole vault, which has seriously disrupted my leg rubbing schedule.

Did you see his interview after the heat yesterday? That man is not a thinker. Generally speaking, I think insisting that an out of breath athlete who just wants to get back to the village has to talk to you is bollocks, but most of them manage to string a sentence together.

There was a debate after the Southport killings and the arsehole didn't show up, preferring to post video on twitter "just asking legitimate questions" about whether information about the identity of the killer was being withheld from the public. He's got some fucking neck on him.

We've got a 9 year old lass now who is a mega chess brain and is off to some big championships. I worry about the idea of sending a 9 year old into that, but she seemed chill as fuck about it all. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/articles/cv2g6zdq9rgo.amp Started playing during lockdown, when she must have been 5, and was in the British Championships by 2022.

Yeah it's 3 year rolling, so the previous year 1 just drops out of the calculation.

There's been a lot of this from the BBC commentators imo. Basically gaslighting the viewer into thinking that the British athlete still has much more of a chance than they do.

Downgraded to bronze. Fucking French can't do a photo finish.

Latvia v Germany in the women's beach volleyball.

Mixed triathlon relay looking decent for GB so far.

Eeee that's wor Leanne!

I would have put a lot of money on you putting a lot of money on that.

The always-shit Brendan Clarke-Smith showing why he should never have been an MP or a teacher.

You and @thebrokendoll out in your hoodies like rhubarb and custard.

They're tracking phone locations and all sorts. They'll all be texting one another, so once you lift a couple of them they'll be able to get more from checking their phones. Yes I watch 24 Hours in Police Custody.

He's coming for the Muslims. This is how quickly they can turn.

@LongTimeAdmirerthe Germans have got a 1500m runner called Farken.

Don't worry, it's the CABOOSE show up next. Keeeeelyyyyyyy Hodge-kin-sonnnn!

If they've got "immigration concerns", this is not how you register them.

They set a hotel full of asylum seekers on fire. They've earned the title of racists and they can wear it.

Boro coppers not fucking about. And yes there are people in the replies saying it's police abuse that they didn't let him pull his shorts up.

Dazzler responds "Mmfff hmmmff mmmmfff" Think he's got his mouth full.

Michael Johnson testing the colour settings on TVs across the country. Holy shit.