Gemmill

Desperate for an equaliser here. I fucking HATE Klopp.

A replay would be great news here btw.

How the fuck are they allowed to wear white numbers on white shirts in the big televised game of the weekend?

I don't know who'd be more annoyed, the mackems or @wykikitoon

Well if you keep her out of my hair, I'll be very grateful. He did say you mentioned you had a 19 year old daughter, so I assume you were trying to sort out an arranged marriage or something.

my dad didn't say there was anything weird about it tbf. He said they had "bumped into a couple and the bloke said 'I know who you are' or 'I know who your son is' or something like that." He said it was baltic and you were just in your toon top. He also said you were one of those people that is hard to put an age on, so I told him mid 60s.

Spoke to my dad who confirmed this interaction, you fucking weirdo.

... And invest it in in two £4m players. And then saw them in half and have four £2m player portions. Maybe plant them at an allotment. I think that's what Brighton do. "The model" is like a Russian Doll of ever increasing shitness.

He was ridiculous. The wobble we had in the second half was entirely because he was no longer there playing whack-a-mole with all their players.

To be fair, one of them pointed out that 2 to 3 years from now they'd still be watching bang average shit bought on the cheap, because THAT is the model. Some of them genuinely seem to think they're going to be the next Brighton.

I read someone on there saying that they "played us 2 to 3 years too early". Because something something the model. They must have some training programmes planned out for these lads.

"That Fred West seems nice" "That Ballard looks good" It's called sarcasm, Sunderland.

Like being started on by Benny Hill.

Boro smashing fuck out of some Villa players and forcing a replay would be canny.

Just watched the replay of the penalty incident again. It's great. You can see Gordon look to his right "oh hello fuckwit" and then just toe the ball in front of himself and brace for impact. Thank you, clown.

I missed this thing turning up! Hope you're still enjoying it. Left shoulder was my problem too - deceptive how much wrangling of a guitar's weight you do with your left arm.

Here we go. It's Beale Out time.

Spare a thought for Bud the horse too who's been watching the game from behind a sofa.

I've completepy forgotten to have a look on RTG. Anyone got any highlights for us?

Bloke's an absolute headphone.

Here's Michael Mogadon Beale.

GOOD AND PROPER!

Lovely stuff that ITV's hoping-for-an-upset mackem panel now has to sit and talk about how shit Sunderland are.