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Went to the Beehive on Sunday and their steak and ale pie was fucking incredible. Proper pie, none of this casserole with a puff pastry lid hoyed at it. Tremendous.

A lot of you obsessed with AP's content. As I predicted.

She was on telly a decent amount in her previous roles. Thoroughly unimpressive, made to look a fool on the regular, and they're so short of any talent that she's now Health Secretary. They're a fucking embarrassment. I'm so desperate for them to be wiped out at the next election.

I'm just not used to Renton trying to be funny.

Was that a warning that you got in Facebook? They don't even get past the front door, and most of them are 60+.

Aye Tesco deliveries pre booked for ever weekend in December. Even getting in and out of the car park is hell, never mind entering the shop.

Good lads.

It's a hobby. She understands.

Also some bloke cooks an unbelievable looking spicy pork belly dish for them with "Yorkshire pudding naan". It's worth watching just for that.

Gutted. This was going to be the centrepiece of my Christmas celebrations.

I'm not a fan and I don't usually bother with them, but the Hairy Bikers Christmas Special this year is a canny watch. The older one has had a year of cancer treatment (he's still in treatment), so it's more a show about two canny enough blokes who are best mates, their relationship, and how they've coped with the prospect of one of them not being around anymore.

Have you tried hitting your wife? Honestly, I can't recommend it enough.

I'll be sat on the sofa with the wife and the dog actually, you RAPIST! Great times will be had by all. The dog will be constantly looking for high fives from his favourite person in the world (me).

Sorry, were you calling me a dweeb earlier? I tried explaining this to a lass at work for filename convention and she just looked at me like she wished I was dead.

Well that's me broken up for Christmas. Preparing my dinner of pizza and mojitos. Comfortably the classiest bloke in Wideopen.

Aye, I was thinking the same. We didn't have the worst locations for travel this time around, but when the match finishes 11pm local time you've basically lost the next day to travel which is always draining.

CT sprawled across the top of a grand piano butchering Makin' Whoopee.

Be fucking hilarious if it's real. He'll find out exactly what "embarrassing" and "disgrace" mean.

I'd fucking love to see him on that. I find the SAS lads weird as fuck to say the least, but it would great to see Barton get to the bit where the wife just screams insults in your face and completely belittles you. Fucking hell I sound like I'm about to have a wank about it.

I did it while on a work call, so you can stick your 7/10 right up your kazoo!

Do you want the original spreadsheet, you lazy cunt?

This thing is amazing. A full chapter dedicated to his time spent in Doha being mentored by Richard Keys and Andy Gray, and he's currently tackling the #metoo movement and his part in it.