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Sunak on the North East today apparently. Probably tonguing Houchen's hole. Be interesting to see if they try to keep pulling the strong arm security stuff that they've done with the Sky presenter yesterday, to keep Sunak insulated.

Ugghhhh the vox pops now. Straight to some market worker in Bury to talk about immigration: "The country can't take any more people!" Just fast forward us to polling day ffs.

The BBC's Henry Zeffman this morning trying to claim that Sunak speaking in the rain was somehow a brave decision which reflected his underlying message of leading in difficult times. apparently his team will be quite happy with that. Also it's difficult to hear speeches even without music playing so that didn't really matter either. It's gonna be a LONG old 6 weeks.

Yes please. Let's get this plan into action.

Feels like the club are stepping up their negative campaign against Ashworth in advance of the arbitration.

Latest ratboy update from Hope.

He's become a meme on day 0 of the election campaign.

By the sound of it no one on the Tory side can believe he's done it. Lots of quotes from anonymous MPs, local party activists etc, and they just sound so deflated. Fucking love it.

Quarter Finals on the 5th though. Moving day for Rishi.

Teeny tiny man.

For anyone who missed it. This could be Sunak's bacon sandwich moment, and the campaign hasn't even started.

Just booked the 5th too. Hope Hunt stands and loses. Looking forward to Binface standing in Richmond too.

Absolute poetry that he's standing there getting fucking pissed on while he tries to big up this government's shambolic record.

Get in with it, soggy little dwarf. Name the date then fuck off back into your house and start packing.

His awkward laugh whenever anyone asks him a question he doesn't like too. That is gonna be getting a lot of air time.

The lectern is out. Bring out the gimp!

I'm looking forward to him getting fucking minced by the general public, and all of it getting captured by the cameras and played back in the evening news. Someone accidentally egged his lookalike last week - that's what he's got to look forward to.

PS Dave would rather have a pint with Klopp than BDB.