Gemmill

Maxi's just scored for his Saudi pub team. They're 3-2 up.

I hope the latter.

Just the one sub was it? Unusual but I assume he didn't want to upset the shape.

They don't fancy their keeper much, these Brentford defenders.

Paqueta must have had a fiver on Bruno getting booked.

He's like a charver on the bus.

Thomas Frank's chewing style is reprehensible.

Here we go, the fucking brains trust want him to have a look on the telly. I don't know if it's a pen but I know that they'll give half of these and overturn half. It's the ridiculous lack of consistency.

Longstaff is endlessly available as an outlet. He makes a big difference.

Shitting themselves.

I thought the pen was canny mental tbf. I love that Pawson and his div mate on the touchline had to combine their two megaminds to make the decision though.

Great recovery from Trippier. Hickey can fuck off, he's been getting away with fouling Gordon all game.

Their keeper is a beautiful, beautiful liability.

Tremendous pen.

Howard Webb has another fucking pointless apology call to make. The fucking incompetence man.

That is fucking scandalous.

Burn is like a dead end in the final third.

Don Goodman man.

Trippier looks livid.

Pawson. Fucking clueless.

Is that really not a foul on Bruno?

Struggling with his mental health apparently. That's it now though, he's got a goal. Empathy over.

I find myself in the uncomfortable position of being pleased for Richarlison. Less so now they've got a winner.

Aye it's moved them up to 27th in the Premier League.

I'll say this for VAR. One of my new favourite things to do is get a goal notification for a team I hate, followed by a score correction notification when it's disallowed, and then flick over to that match to watch the suffering. It's what VAR and horribly delayed streams were made for.