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If we do firm up an interest in Solanke, that stat will be a big part of why we're interested.

He seems like a really good lad. As Alex says, stuff like this is priceless for that kid.

Bruno waving to the fans at the end has set the cat amongst the pigeons. Howe having to caution against reading anything into it, but doesn't sound entirely certain himself.

I had that cryptospyridium thing a few years back. It was fucking BRUTAL. Feel for the poor cunts that have got it coming out their taps.

FA Cup Final to go yet before we're sure. But aye.

3 minutes of the season to go. Sums Maupay up, that challenge.

Are you going?

Joelinton shouting his kebab order to someone on the pitch there. What was that?

Not been impressed with Ref Said Fred. The number of "just levelling things up" decisions ffs. Do your job bellend.

Arsenal winning. No more funny stuff, David Moyes. Stick to the script.

Ugh West Ham goal disallowed.

West Ham get another. Come on Moyes, for once in your life, do something funny.

Aye. And Pope's made at least one save Dubs wouldn't have.

If they get a third, he's going down injured while Eddie sorts shit out.

Man United get a second. Our goal difference advantage is down to just 24.

Everton will be thrilled to be getting Neal "Goal Machine" Maupay back after this game.

Frank overcome with emotion there, chewing his chewing gum like an even bigger cunt than usual.

They should check this for a pixel of offside, just to be sure.

Stick it up your jumper, VAR. And you too, Ten Hag.

Get in.

Don't let fucking Schar take this.

Here we go. Fucking VAR man. They're chalking it off. Fuck this absolute nonsense.

Get in Lewis Hall. Great run and penalty.

We've got a goalkeeper back.