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That's the team photo after we pump Real Madrid 5-0 at the Bernabeu next September.

We do if we're going for the treble.

Margaritas are fucking great. Caipirinhas too. I'd have either of those over a mojito, but I've got a connect in the WALLSEND grapevine that says HMHM can't make either of those for SHIT.

Leach out of the Ashes.

WYKIKI'S FIRST EVER POSITIVE CELEBRITY ANECDOTE.

This lad has a Talksport show doesn't he?

... said Belfast's Mike Ashley, as he selected a cigar from his humidor and reached for his gold cigar-cutter.

Class. Your love of 80s cheese extends to the in-laws, I see.

Basically, unless Rashford or Casemiro has a blinder, these are shit.

Beckham's son looks like a young Tory estate agent.

Aye he's shite but I'm still not putting ITV on.

Aye. You've got a fucking telly, all the angles of the incident, and you can watch it for as long as 5 minutes, and they still get really easy things very badly wrong. It's total incompetence from the people actually watching the incidents that's the main problem. The stupid rules are secondary imo.

Few more yellow card offences for Fred and he'll be in danger of getting booked.

GET IN.

Been a shit final so far. Ask Jaap Stam what he thinks of the Nevilles. That's the only interesting thing he's ever said.

Looks alright to me. I want final shots when you've got the "Cocktails & Dreams" neon light hung up.

Keep a brick spare just in case.

Yeah that's a foul. This is scandalous.

Check complete on the De Bruyne challenge. Looking forward to seeing this one.

Hre we go. Blatant red card not given by VAR. Super borderine penalty to be given. Fuck me.

Man United given the free kick as well too, was it? Makes sense.

Casemiro should be in bother for this. Of course he isn't.

13 seconds.

Right well that's fucking hilarious.

Prince William likes the look of this anthem lass's fisting gloves.