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Fuck off Miggy.

Pawson having to put up with Klopp. I'd book him just to not have to listen to him.

TAA has just decided he can't afford to make a challenge. Which is nice.

Still work to do here mind. Especially if we come out with the daft niggly shit again at the start of the second half. Would expect our fitness plus the man advantage plus Barnes/Wilson/MURPHALURPH to be too much for them though. I fact I'm struggling to see anything other than a very comfortable second half win.

Sounding like a copper reading out a statement.

You never know for certain if it was a goalscoring opportunity, you fucking plank.

Haha here we go. Carragher "how do you know that's a goal scoring opportunity?". This is why the ref was brave to give it cos the pundits would have been queuing up to excuse him if he'd only given a yellow.

Here's Carragher. Filling the studio with hockle.

Commentator claiming this has been "stormy and very often angry". Has it? It hasn't been a dirty game at all.

Tonali is fucking MINT.

Joelinton just needs to fucking cool it too. Don't give this ref any daft decisions to make.

If there's a Premier league player with a name that sounds more like a sloppy blow job than Szoboszlai, I couldn't name them. Just needs a satisfying *POP* on the end of it.

Aye totally, but he would have got away with it cos Liverpool. There'd be very little media scrutiny. Straight reds like that there's always the "was it really a clear goalscoring opportunity / was he really the last defender" stuff to hide behind. Pope is looking really unsure of himself this afternoon.

Barnes and Wilson still to come on and terrorise these whiffs in the second half too.

Who needs a right foot. Fucking how did that stay out!

Fair play to the ref BTW. He probably could have got away with a yellow there but he did the right thing.

Not Eddie's lads.

Love to see Klopp's day falling apart. His teeth are about to have a very misaligned afternoon.

Aye there's no overturning that.

Red. Fucking get in! This will probably be overturned mind cos Liverpool.

His lack of a right foot is ridiculous. They can just show him to the byline every time, knowing that he absolutely will not attempt a cross. I like him, he seems like a class lad, but it is insane how one footed he is.

GET IN!

Trippier seemed distracted there. Looked away for a second and Diaz was past him. Got a bit lucky.

We've settled in nicely now. They look off our pace for the minute.