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Chania in Crete is nice.

Another entitled cunt to add to the pile.

They weren't a Ferguson player until he managed them anyway, so the entire construct is bollocks. Not to mention the fact it appears they've got their dates wrong.

"It's all jokes, and I'm absolutely fine with the odd one at my expense guys and nobody better say I'm not!"

He doesn't like it up him, this one.

I'm intrigued to see whether Polarboy's Transfer Rumour Aggregation Service will still be this committed a couple of years from now when the novelty wears off.

This is precisely why Howe doesn't fancy him. He demands, above all else, consistency of effort. He'll forgive poor performance if the effort is there. And it's the one thing he doesn't get from ASM.

His lass is fucking smoking mind. Well played that man.

Happy birthday, MF.

I thought that was Lee Anderson.

I don't know who it is but I sure as fuck am not gonna work it out from CT's clue.

What's the story here? Is Lee an MLF?

Pass! Do you have IPTV?

Would you say that's his Saint-Maximum?

I'm watching That Dirty Black Bag (2022). It's a Spaghetti Western series, filmed in Puglia and I'm a couple of episodes in. It's canny so far if you like that sort of thing. Looks like a proper old spaghetti western.

I've heard it's shite.

Yeah i liked it before both of you did.

Alright Mav and Ice.

The two lads with the Steve Smith crying masks there as England hit the winning runs. Well played the cameraman.

A Mark Wood 6 to win it then.

Is this Todd Murphy kid WILDLY bong-eyed, or is it just his horrendous glasses giving him the appearance of googly eyes.

I honestly thought the cockney bloke was gonna slam the car into reverse and plough into him at the end.

That is the most Everton thing ever.

I reckon they're gonna do it.

Mint news for Gordon. He'll be wrecked come the end of the season but this could be exactly the shot in the arm he needed to start the season with a bang.