Gemmill

If we can keep Bruno in the summer and upgrade elsewhere in the midfield, Bruno will go back to being absolutely scandalous, and old Fanny Murphy will be munching my jaffas.

Burn didn't quite commit to the foul there. Just yank him down.

Anyone see Fanny Murphy in the week saying Bruno will never be a great cos he's not a good enough athlete?

The FAAAAACKIN AMMUZ have equalised.

I'm done with those dickheads. Happy for them to beat THE AMMUZ today.

Brighton and West Ham both losing too. Everything's coming up toon army.

Spurs getting beat at home by Palace.

Nobody better show Lee Anderson Our advertising hoardings. He'll think Sadiq Khan is at the controls.

They're fucking pathetic mind.

Get Tino on. Don't take any risks.

This commentator is completely incapable of telling the difference between Willock and Murphy.

Let's reconvene on this one when he's spazzed another 10 of these wide/over the bar/straight at the keeper.

They probably assumed Murphy was gonna shoot.

I'll remind you of this if they get an early one back in the second half. We've got bodies forward in the box man, there are miles better options. He's had two speculative shots so far this half where there were better options on.

His face when he scored that one against Spurs was the physical manifestation of the xG of scoring from there.

Aye, and now he thinks he can do it every time and has done it NOT ONCE.

Somebody needs to explain xG to Murphy.

Get in.

The press looks like it's making a tentative reappearance.

Gordon's not moving right since he went down before. Twisted something.

Get in.

Well the new version of Local Hero is somehow worse than the original.

As I've just noted you haven't disproved anything. You've found 3 games where we had one a week. WHY AREN'T WE AMAZING AGAIN EDDIE, YOU'VE HAD 3 GAMES IN A ROW WITH A WEEK'S REST INBETWEEN. DADDY I WANT AN OOMPAH LOOMPAH!

That's a run of THREE GAMES where we had one a week btw. The first in the list we had a game four days before it. That's not gonna fix all that preceded it.

And do you recall us picking up any more injuries during that run? Or having players just back from injuries? Or having to rush some players back? Or the players we've continued to flog looking like zombies? Or has it just been plain sailing and inexplicable why we don't look like last year's team? Anyway, this logical thinker is off to Bamburgh with the dog. ENJOY YOUR HYSTERICAL DAY.