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Should be 2 nil.

Baals. Burn sloppy there in the build-up.

Villa seem keen to invite the press.

They just flashed a stat up on BT there. 80% of Villa's male season ticket holders are called Melvin. Mental that.

He was in-between hobbies.

Why are you getting children drunk, you FUCKING SICKO!

ANYWAY. Getting back to the matter at hand, I'm struggling to see anything other than another relaxing win here. Make yourself a nice sandwich, put your feet up, and enjoy it.

I could probably just send you the pbix file. It's connected to fbref so if you open the file and press refresh it'll bring through the latest stats after every match. I was gonna add clubs to it as well so that club stats can be queried separately to individual players. Probably worth me finishing it first then sending you it to see if it works. Only thing that's making me wonder is you'd need to have Python installed on your computer cos I've used Python code to connect directly to fbref rather than scraping the tables. But I assume if that was a blocker, you could just install Python and it would work.

I'm on holiday. This is my FUN TIME.

I'll sort Understat next cos they've got some stuff fbref hasn't.

@The Fishh The real big news from today is that I've got all 2,789 players from the Big 5 European leagues and all their fbref stats into Power BI. I'll be retiring Tifo shortly.

Basically they should have stuck with Dean Smith.

The lads at Tifo catching up with Toontastic's data analyst team.

It's not inconceivable that of the two clubs, it could be us and not Man United that can offer him CL football next season.

Miggy back = more options too. Everything's coming up roses for the run-in.

Also, rumours of Maxi's death have been greatly exaggerated.

Lisandro Martinez went off injured in the 87th minute too. Oh dear.

Throwback to that time when Question Time featured an appearance by @PaddockLad

Agree with Alex. Have never used one. Also you can injure yourself and your dog with them.

I think we would be more willing to pay a £100m asking price for Rice - he's a proven PL player, so you know exactly what you're getting. Way less likely that we sign someone for £100m from abroad. Having said that, we spent £63m on Isak which is getting up there. Having said all this, I think he'll have more trophy-ready options than us anyway, so I think it's academic.

It's quite interesting cos Wilson is clearly fizzing about scoring 2 in the week and getting rotated out at the weekend. There's a bit of urban chat though so I'd maybe do 10 minutes of meditation to settle your blood pressure before you stick it on.

Callum Wilson is enjoying himself on this week's footballer's football podcast. Starts proceedings off with a "Brace in your FACE motherfuckerrrrrr!" to Michail Antonio.

Raheem Sterling with a belated tribute to Coolio.