sammynb

Here you go meenzer.

I'm just off to get one. I'd ask how do you take your's but that will just set the fish off.

I would of figured with the amount of german porn being made at the moment you could possibly have a lot of work. Actually on second thoughts, there is only so many times you can translate: "i want to fuck you." "give me your big cock" "I bet you can't fit all of that in there"

should know I have no idea who Guy Fawkes is but has often wondered why you have his name tattooed in a love heart on your left buttocks. (I saw it in the pics section of geordiefishface.co.uk before anyone asks and I'm still trying to get the soap out of my eyes!)

meenzer, what do you actually do for a job that keeps you up working for customers at 5am?

Ah well meenzer, may as well get paid for what you enjoy!

enjoy.

is as always correct and now has considering perspectives

it's a bit like speed the worse the taste the better the effect.

Has now got me questioning the logic of calling a gay male a bender because it's obvious that a bender is more use to a hetrosexual male than a gay one.

Yes but mags you have probably only experienced that poor excuse for coffee the states deems as acceptable.

should know a bend dang gets into all sorts of places that girls like.

mines white with one please? Or are you grown up enough to drink coffee, if so expresso please fish face.

is darn straight

bugger! is quicker than the average bear

was late and hence his sexual fantasy which involved mags is ruined

Knows it wasn't the hollywood bubblegum version but the dutch made porn rip off (thanks again for sending me that mags).

Knows it was only during the Julia Roberts bits and because I was having a fantasy of her taking it from behind and being DP'ed with a toy friend whilst wearing a gimp mask.

Is so wrong, so right, so wrong and again is right but overall is all wrong in what he writes.

Is a generalising, classist bigot who thinks that because we are beneath him geographically that we are lower class than he and therefore is a prat. (I would call him a twat but he's not that interesting.)

wishes mags had a firm grasp on him.

Should know I haven't actually refered to them as "testicles" since I was a child but often us the word scrotum.

She does make the news a lot more palatable. Without returning to my over enthusiasm for this subject, someone sent me this pic the other day under the title, nice trainers!

should try here: enjoy the testicals

geordie fish goes to see the doctor. "What's wrong?" asks the physician. "Well sometimes I feel like a teepee and sometimes I feel like a wigwan!" answers the fish. "Well just calm down," answers the doctor, "you're two tents."