sammynb

should know I've got the postal service and like U2 I think it's over-rated. needs to listen to toshack highway.

Finds it hard to tell the difference between the jokes he makes and the joke he is.

My football team are the Ravens and as we are playing in a number of summer fussball competitions I decided that we should be called: the edgar allen poes - for the 1st team & that knocking raven - for the 2nd team but do you thnk anyone gets it? Fucking illiterate Australians.

Fish face, it's 4:40am, why are you still awake?

Writes with a lisp and really wants to be the bbc's dirty little sexthing.

I wrote her off for the tenth time today And practiced all the things I would say But she came over I lost my nerve I took her back and made her dessert Oh I know I'm being used That's okay man cause I like the abuse Oh I know she's playing with me That's okay cause I've got no self esteem We make plans to go out at night I wait till 2 then I turn out the light All this rejection's got me so low If she keeps it up I just might tell her so When she's saying, oh, that she wants only me Then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends When she's saying, oh, that I'm like a disease Then I wonder how much more I can spend Well I guess I should stick up for myself But I really think it's better this way The more you suffer The more it shows you really care Right? Yeah-eh-eh Now I'll relate this little bit That happens more than I'd like to admit Late at night she knocks on my door She's drunk again and looking to score Oh I know I should say no but It's kind of hard when she's ready to go I may be dumb, but I'm not a dweeb I'm just a sucker with no self esteem When she's saying, oh, that she wants only me Then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends When she's saying, oh, that I'm like a disease Then I wonder how much more I can spend Well I guess I should stick up for myself But I really think it's better this way The more you suffer The more it shows you really care Right? Yeah-eh-eh

queensland? I maybe backward but at least I'm not an hour and 25 years behind the rest of the world, so that would be a no. Are you an ankle?

A hearth rug? In Australia? Look I know you are often keen for a splash or two of fresh water but your obsession with the dog's water bowl is beyond a joke. When is a horse a horse of course when it's not really a horse it just a geordie fish. Now down fideo, you're not going to get it doggie stlye here no matter how much you whine so back on your box.

While you're there could you give the lounge room a quick hoover and don't forget to flush the toilet after you have finishing eating your late night snack, ok fish face.

Actually caused me to laugh out loud making people several feet away from me wonder why I was laugh at someone else's little feat.

How you doing fish face? You know last night I had this dream, well it wasn't so much a dream but it was a vision, well it wasn't so much a vision but it was a drug induced trip and in it you were real, like I mean really real as in you actually existed and then you had stomach cramps and disappeared down the lavatory.

Fuck me it's an all horse singing sigur ros cover ban

Don't do that! You night eat it and end up with an even fatter arse manc-mag

Sorry young sammy (sorry manc-mag) but if you didn't bother specifying what time zone, how is it my fault you have a flaw in your argument. By the way that's Mr fatty you young whipper snapper.

...lein, scoreboard... 59152[/snapback] All of the above, also one and the same who use to wind up LM and HTL in every thread on HTT/N-O.

LM, manc-mag's christian name is sammy and mate on a number of occasions I've had to re-read threads to make sure it's not me they are refering to when the name sammy pops up. Either way I'm right about both forum re-Neil. 58796[/snapback] To avoid future confusion, you could be called 'fat sammy'. What d'you reckon? I'd accept that as a compromise. ........that or 'Geordie Fish II' 58867[/snapback] I'll give you til 10.30 am to respond with any objections. If you genuinely dont want to be renamed you'll make your position abundantly clear. 58868[/snapback] How about you stay as manc-mag and I'll stay as steve! It's only 8:47am here so I've made your deadline

Has uncovered the awful truth about Geordie Fish!

A bit of stoner rock in respect to the fish's belief I'm a hippy. the mars volta - De-Loused in the Comatorium

Is deluded. (And just made me laugh out loud )

Is distrubing me with his obsession about hippies, is it because the fish is sad he missed out on all that free love or is it because he just likes the pungent smell of those that don't wash?

Should know only LM, HTL and Rob W on this board are old enough to be hippies and anything I try would only make me a pseudo retro hippy.

Is still having trouble working out how to fit his cock ring.

LM, manc-mag's christian name is sammy and mate on a number of occasions I've had to re-read threads to make sure it's not me they are refering to when the name sammy pops up. Either way I'm right about both forum re-Neil.

For fuck sake, I'm sammy but I don't want to be now, I want to be steve! TBH Neil posts on both forums, so they both suck.

should fuck off and die as he knows I'm no god dam tree huggin hippy but obviously is confused because he's not sure whether his shiny new cock ring should go over his big head or his itsy bitsy little one.