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has two left feet and thus finds it a feat to do anything other than put one in his mouth

loves to be embraced, normally, abnormally, actually any which way she can be.

knows that I didn't say there was anything wrong with kinks (and knows I have a few) but lets consider the fish's kinks aren't what us normal pervs are really into.

should know the fish has more kinks than pervs

Should know it is so bloody hot here at the moment that the windows and blinds are open all the time, so having an audience is nothing new and no longer a turn on - ok maybe.

is tall but will still have trouble reaching the 3rd floor of the block of units I live in.

really wants more than their halo buffing.

Should know angels always turn out to be the dirtiest whores because being an angel for to long is boring.

mags what's with the ministry revival? That's the second time you've listed them as your listening pleasure. kid a and my head throbbing.

Should know my ass is for sitting on but her's is a different matter if that's the way she goes (plus have you used those??? talk about a slight warmth - fucking hell I've got hotter from friction.)

should know vicks is a mighty fine lub replacement (obviously not when using rubber products) for vaginal sex, the fast you go the hotter it gets. alternative if toplass is more hard core there is always deep heat!

Should know anal beads and butt plug are in hand (and ready to be utilised on the fpa) but alas I am on the otherside of the world, at work and with a shocking hang over. But give me a few days and I might make it in time for christmas with my tub of vicks as well.

Should know I have many fetishes but poo play isn't one, now if you're interested in the many uses of twine and a selection of household items then I'm your man.

Has just developed a new sex craze in puds and jimbo's houses.

Appears to be developing a new nest of snakes

Is a wanker regardless of his nationality

1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet. 2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? A Klondyke. 3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? Militia Etheridge. 4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time? Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face. 5. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? A Lickalotapuss. 6. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur Traders. 7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? Well Hung. 8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? She was found face down in Ricki Lake. 9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? Even the pool table doesn't have balls. 10. What do you call lesbian twins? Lick-a-likes. 11. What's the definition of confusion? Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market. 12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian? One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker. (I thought some were funny )

Jose Gonzalez self titled EP

Allegedly has the chest to pin those badges upon.

yeah yeah yeah's - you ain't a baby no more baby!

wishes he was from Edinburgh, just like his 007 hero.

husker du - don't want to know if you are lonely.

is not sure if he is a cad or a card.

killing joke - laugh? I nearly bought one!

is off to bed - later skater