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Is correct but it won't be at the christmas party as I'm not going - other plans but yes they will be having a meal as well and they are also playing lawn bowls (hope it pisses down on them )

Le Man - the greatest motor racing film ever made.

should know I've been here for two hours now, have had 2 coffees and really can't be arsed today. Lucky the work christmas party is tonight.

should know I'm just about to poke my eyes out at that thought

Ear bleed county - dinosaur jr (the man who can play a lead without having to move all the way up and down the neck.)

wants to see the fish put his back out.

Forgot to take his medication today.

obviously has a short memory (no more music for you miss).

needs to be quicker (and wittier and smarter and funnier)

Is going to actually give us all the meaning of the word fucktard because there is a common doubt that it actually is a word.

used the word fucktard at me

Obvioulsy knows the act of buggery isn't just a homosexual act but often one practiced by hetrosexuals and in certain states of the US between different species but just wants us to know he isn't gay and is a big pink homophobe.

Is planning to bug(ger) khay at every opportunity after Luque scores.

I know the first bit is old, but the second bit made me chuckle. 62306[/snapback] Alternatively:

That's it Lou, I'm hurt now! I can't believe you don't care. I'm only trying to save you from the indignity of falling for a motor racer, unless of course you're happy to be the one he comes home to after a big weekend with the "pit" chicks! As a footballer I have to agree, as a conversationalist and general all round human being I think god may have turned his back on him a while ago.

But Lou he proposed to the ex, Louise Griffiths, only for her to dump him (bad in bed was the rumour allegedly) and now she's hooked up with Bruce Willis! He's damage goods girl and a ho!

Sorry Lou, hate to be a downer but it appears you have a bit of competition. Jenson recently broke up with: And has since been seen with: And The dirty ho that he is!

triffids compilation I burnt from vinyl

Over-hyped? Uou horrible little worm they are the american love children of the Reid's, how dare you! kexp on-line.

Lunch I've just had lunch, yum. Seasoned goats cheese, homous, turkish bread, falafel and pancetta - mezze plate heaven!!!!!!!!!!! That and sucking down a New Zealand beer called Mac's, the blonde variety which is very similar to hoegaarden, very tasty. Lou, glad you can see it amoungst all the banter on here. Otherwise I'd feel bad and So fish face what's cooking?

how did you know I'm sporting a chubby? Are you peeking in windows again fish boy?

Lou, GET HELP! Neighbours this and neighbours that. You spent quite a while here and you obviously know no-one watches it. So stop it Lou, NOW. As for food. I just had a yum-cha lunch, yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm and two sing tao beer. That should help the afternoon at work move along!!!!!!!!!! Then off for japanese for dinner tonight!!!! Tori-kara, shabu katsu, yum. Hey fish face, saw a gorgeous hippy girl up the street a few moments ago, you should of seen the body on her! Hubba hubba

Sorry meenzer but that smilie is very Oxford Street, in Darlinghurst.

Spot on. I'm used to super-size mugs, though. I'll need at least four of those cups. 59950[/snapback] Four, well made, good quality coffee, expressos? You need me to get you a gram of smack while i'm at it so you can come down later?