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Oh my god it's the male version of Joan Rivers!

Well I'll lend you mine if you ever find yourself in that spot!

Well next time you get your tall self to Sydney I'll shout you the best and cheapest Japanese in this city. Shabu katsu, sukiyaki and amazing sushi. There is even a bottle shop around the corner from it that does dark Japanese beer.

Wriggler???? See I've upped my profit to 118.61% for the week. Don't worry dad I won't bring your world domination league down.

Bloody hell, I'm glad the Japanese don't do potato after reading the above Gemmill, Pork Katsu! Goyazu! And some bizarre cold noodle salad. We have a nan's type Japanese just around the corner from work that is always good for a $10 (that's 4 quid) lunch but the owner is so strange, any more then 8 people in the place and she closes for the day!

I just had Japanese for lunch, yum. So the night shift? That must suck? I'm off for a quick meeting, so unfortunately you will be all alone again for a few moments.

Hey I know I'm short Cath but [scarey voice] You are not alone![/scarey voice]

I doubt it tbh. 40951[/snapback] Not while we've got that useless Australian midget dragging us down. 40973[/snapback] Awwwwwwwwwe dad!

Struth, you bloody poms are harsh! Stone the crows, a man could have his sheila leave him and you'd still wanna piss all over him. You're just a pack of flamin' mongrels. (Is that better Gemmill? Shame I don't sound like Al.)

No problem Snow White.

You're all just jelous because you have to go on your tiptoes to get to the teabags. 40683[/snapback] As opposed to being 5'8" able to control a football and having an average size cock that looks in proportion to the rest of me! Yeah I can see why you would want to be that tall???? 40690[/snapback] The best thing about being short you could come up with is that it makes your small cock look bigger? Oh dear! 40726[/snapback] Did I say small? Oh yeah it must be hard to see the computer screen from all the way up there.

If you write a timeless classic it doesnt matter when you write it, lets face it when was the last time Mozart wrote anything decent 40716[/snapback] Does 'Rock Me Amadeus' count? 40719[/snapback] Don't forget that was when he couldn't get out of his recording contract so he changed his name to Falco and also released Der Kommissar.

Nice face, body of a pre-pubescent boy. Nice if you like that sort of thing I suppose 40694[/snapback] If pre pubescent boys look like this count me in 40701[/snapback] She gets my vote also.

Alex you bitch, that's not fair. I started at 7:00am it's 10:05pm now and I'm still here.

BORED

You're all just jelous because you have to go on your tiptoes to get to the teabags. 40683[/snapback] As opposed to being 5'8" able to control a football and having an average size cock that looks in proportion to the rest of me! Yeah I can see why you would want to be that tall???? 40690[/snapback] 5'8"!! 40702[/snapback] Oh no Gemmill don't tease me because I might be shorter than you, on no you'll make me cry

You're all just jelous because you have to go on your tiptoes to get to the teabags. 40683[/snapback] As opposed to being 5'8" able to control a football and having an average size cock that looks in proportion to the rest of me! Yeah I can see why you would want to be that tall????

SUNDERLAND!!! [Homer voice]Why I orta ....[/Homer voice] Gemmill, have you been told yet today? No? Well you f#%kin .... By the way my meteoric rise is much more like a Souness lead revival

He has both, just not in abundance. 40624[/snapback] Well I'll say this Gemmill, at least he knows how to use the quote and bold functions on this board, unlike YOU!

Hey I'm not in the top 100 in the word for sportsdag, there is no doubt that I'm not spesh.

Oh dear. Contraversial! Well as I'm just about to fill up my hot water bottle and snuggle up in bed, I shall leave this one for the Genius when he gets here....... 40610[/snapback] Chicken 40611[/snapback] Not at all petal 40612[/snapback] Petal???

Oh dear. Contraversial! Well as I'm just about to fill up my hot water bottle and snuggle up in bed, I shall leave this one for the Genius when he gets here....... 40610[/snapback] Chicken

Yeah but Cath it's not as if he has looks or brains, so I figure we can give in to him when it comes to nerdy online games!

Stop bragging Cath, some of us are just chuffed we have finally made a profit!

[credits roll] And don't forget to tune in next week to find out what happens to Graeme and Kieran while training in the very hard fibre sand area. And will Anal finally get his Emerton, that and much more in another hilarious episode of "But my feeling is ..." [/credits roll]